Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Civil Defense (1994)

Rene Auberjonois: Constable Odo

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• [last lines] 

  Quark : [checking out Odo's files]  "A self-important con artist who's nowhere near as clever as he thinks he is." That's your official security evaluation of me?

  Odo : Quark, I told you to stay away from the computer.

  Quark : Two hours ago, you told me I was the most devious Ferengi you ever met.

  Odo : I thought we were going to die. I was trying to be nice.

  Quark : Name one Ferengi who is more devious than I am.

  Odo : Grand Nagus.

  Quark : All right. Name another.

  Odo : DaiMon Tye.

  Quark : One you personally know.

  Odo : Your brother Rom.

  Quark : My brother?

  Odo : Your uncle Frin.

  Quark : Frin?

  Odo : Your cousin Gaila.

  Quark : Gaila? The one with the moon?

• Odo : I suppose, during the Occupation, the Cardassians considered their Security Chief a security risk.

  Quark : And I know why.

  Odo : Oh, do you?

  Quark : It's because they knew you were an honorable man - the kind of person who would do the right thing regardless of the circumstances. And now, your integrity is going to get us both killed. I hope you're happy.

• [Odo and Quark are trapped in Odo's office] 

  Quark : You're telling me I'm stuck here? With you?

  Odo : No. *I'm* stuck here with *you*. Believe me, a far worse fate.

• Quark : Should've listened to my father. He always warned me this was gonna happen.

  Odo : What? That you'd spend your final hours in jail? I could have told you that.

• Quark : A lifetime of scheming and plotting, wheeling and dealing, and what has it got me? One measly little bar. My uncle Frin owns thirty, and my cousin Gaila...

  Odo : I know, he owns a moon.

  Quark : I told you that?

  Odo : Many times.

• Odo : Quark, I've met a lot of Ferengis in my time. And the truth is, though some of them may have been more wealthy, I've never met one more... devious.

  Quark : Really?

  Odo : Would I lie?

• Quark : Well, is there anything I can do to help?

  Odo : Not unless you have a level nine Cardassian security clearance.

  Quark : Let's see. I think I have everything from levels one through seven.