- Jeremy Goodwin: I understand what makes a woman think that any man is better than nothing. I'll just never understand what makes a woman think she's got nothing.
- Dan Rydell: Is this one of those times when you say you don't want to talk about it, but you really do?
- Casey McCall: No, but it's shaping up to be one of those times when I say I don't want to talk about it, but we end up talking about it anyway.
- Dan Rydell: Hey, Sally, you must have slept with this guy Fedrigotti. How long you think he can keep at this?
- Sally Sasser: I was just thinking, "It's been such a long time since Dan said something charming to me," and then there it was.