SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Shanghaied/Gary Takes a Bath (2001)
Brian Doyle-Murray: Flying Dutchman
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Quotes
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Patrick Star : It would seem we have reached an impasse.
Flying Dutchman : Pink one is right. Tell you what, you give me back the sock and I'll give you... three wishes.
Patrick Star : Make it five.
Flying Dutchman : Four.
Patrick Star : Three. Take it or leave it.
Flying Dutchman : Okay... uh, three. You get three wishes.
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[the trio climb onboard a ghostly pirate ship]
Squidward Tentacles : Alright, who owns this crate?
[knocks on the cabin door]
Squidward Tentacles : Come on out! I wanna file a complaint!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [looks around] Doesn't this place seem familiar?
Patrick : I don't know. Why?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know, doesn't it just kinda ring a bell?
[Squidward repeatedly rings the doorbell by the cabin door]
Patrick : Yes!
SpongeBob SquarePants : I know who owns this boat, but I just can't place the name.
[He passes by a barrel labelled "property of the Flying Dutchman". Squidward angrily pounds on the cabin door until the Flying Dutchman suddenly bursts out]
Flying Dutchman : [roaring] Aaargh-oowh-waagh!
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, no, it's not
[imitating him]
SpongeBob SquarePants : "Aaargh-oowh-waagh!"
Flying Dutchman : I am the Flying Dutchman!
SpongeBob SquarePants : That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!
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Flying Dutchman : Who be disturbing the Flying Dutchman in his own lair?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [cheerfully] It's Squidward, he wants to complain to you.
[the Flying Dutchman looks at Squidward]
Squidward Tentacles : [nervously] I... no I don't
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all?
[Flying Dutchman glares angrily at Squidward]
Squidward Tentacles : [laughs nervously] I never said that
Flying Dutchman : Insulting a man's ship be worse than insulting his mother!
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, no wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship!
[the Flying Dutchman fries Squidward with fire from his nose]
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Flying Dutchman : [trying to scare a kid fish] Booooo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!
SpongeBob : [pans to a kelp shrub, then SpongeBob peaks out] Was that the signal? Sorry, sorry, just do it again.
Flying Dutchman : ...with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!
[SpongeBob and Patrick come out of the shrub making ghoulish noises and SpongeBob does a hand trick]
Patrick Star : [in a ghoulish voice] How does he do thaaaat?
[SpongeBob and Patrick continue ghoulish noises]
Flying Dutchman : Get back on the ship.
SpongeBob , Patrick Star : [in a ghoulish voice and backing away] It's still a mystery.
Kid Fish : Those guys are dorks.
Flying Dutchman : Yes, but they're my dorks.
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Flying Dutchman : [having shanghaied SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward] You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind-numbing, and repetitive. Just like... daytime television.
[SpongeBob and Patrick both have goofy smiles on their faces at this]
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Flying Dutchman : We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree. So I want this ship to look good and scary.
SpongeBob : You mean you want it to look good... and scary. Well, I think we could probably...
Patrick Star : No, no. I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary.
SpongeBob : Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good.
Patrick Star : [after a pause] I don't get it.
SpongeBob : Look, it's easy, it simple means that...
Flying Dutchman : Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold on the ceilings and bugs in the sink.
SpongeBob : So you don't want it to look good?
Flying Dutchman : GET MOVING!
SpongeBob , Patrick Star : [singing rapidly] A sailor's life is a wonderful life, a wonderful life for sure!