- SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm the ghost of the Flying Dutchman.
- Patrick Star: Hmmm, there's something missing. I've got it.
- [Patrick takes a tree and makes a pair of Dutch shoes out of them]
- Patrick Star: Step into these babies, Hans!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [after Squidward has accidentally injected him with snail plasma] Don't worry Gary, Squidward says I'll be fine, he knows everything, so you hungry?
- Gary: [jumps up in excitement] Meow-how!
- [Spongebob gives Gary some snail food but decides to try it he likes it and eats more]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [tosses Gary the empty bowl] Here you go eat up!
- Gary: [looks at the empty bowl] Meow?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry Gary I couldn't control myself!
- [burps]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Meow! Why did I just do that? am I cracking up?
- Gary: Meow!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: No, no Squidward's right, I'm fine I-I worry too much, it's all in my head
- [walks slowly towards the kitchen with Gary out walking him]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary you're getting
- [speaks in a slow low voice]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: a lot faster!
- [walks into the bathroom and looks at himself in the mirror]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Look at me, look at me, never better, better!
- [his head throbs]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm okay Squidward says I'm fine!
- [his eyeballs pop out and grow into stalks like Gary's as he screams in terror]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary...
- [pants heavily]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm fine!
- [falls to the floor screaming in agony]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yooooooooull see!
- [his arm shrivels up and goes into his body and his sleeve bounces away]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: That's okay I'm a lefty anyway
- [his other arm and his legs shrivel up and go into his body]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Ha, ha now Idon't have to buy those new shoes
- [his body stretches and contorts into a snail shape]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I take it back Gary something is wrong with meeeeeow!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward could you watch Gary this weekend?
- Squidward: What's a Gary?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Not a Gary... Gary he's my pet snail
- [shows him Gary]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Say hello!
- [shows a closeup of Gary who's drooling a lot]
- Squidward: Yuck! You actually care for that thing?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I love Gary!
- Squidward: Well I don't, get somebody else!
- [walks away]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I guess we can't go away this weekend after all Patrick
- [Squidward stops and thinks]
- Squidward: Go away?
- [walks over to SpongeBob]
- Squidward: You mean if I watch Gary you guys will be gone all weekend?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Actually a three day weekend
- Squidward: As in not here for three days?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah but you've already said you can't do it, we understand
- Patrick Star: Don't feel bad Squidward
- [puts his arms around him and SpongeBob]
- Patrick Star: the three of us can have our own jellyfish convention at your house!
- Squidward: [reacts in fear] I changed my mind, you guys deserve to have a weekend away!
- Patrick Star: [enters Spongebob's house singing] SpongeBob are you ready?, are you ready, are you ready?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: For what?
- Patrick Star: For the annual jellyfish in Uekele Bottom this weekend!
- [shows him his net while swinging it around]
- Patrick Star: Ha ha ha! Ya ya ya!
- [breaks Spongebob's vase and reacts in embarrassment]
- Patrick Star: So are you ready or what?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: That was this weekend?
- [looks over at Gary who's crawling on him]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I can't go, I don't have anyone to take care of Gary!
- Flying Dutchman: You had it coming, you big crybabies. Every year, people dress like me.
- [Squidward takes off his costume in fear and whistles to himself]
- Flying Dutchman: Turning the Flying Dutchman name into a laughingstock.
- Doctor: Therefore, a shot of snail plasma must be carefully administered.
- [gives both the syringe and Gary to SpongeBob]
- Doctor: Here you go.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Aren't you gonna do it?
- Doctor: Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. I'm too squeamish.
- [he leaves]
- Squidward: Uh, hang on, Doc, let me help you with your back there.