Rodger Bumpass credited as playing...
Squidward Tentacles • Doctor
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [snowboarding] Hey, Sandy! Watch me do the Grouchy Squidward.
- Squidward: Stop naming moves after me.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [imitating Squidward] Everybody's an idiot except me.
- Squidward: Well, it's true.
- Doctor: Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery.
- SpongeBob: My what has a what now?
- Doctor: Your butt's all better. It's really quite amazing. It took 20 hours to put it all back together. We actually ran out of staples, so we had to use a glue stick. Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky luck boy. But next time I want you to be more careful. One more injury like that, and you could end up like that poor creature there, in the iron butt.
- Tom: Oh, man. It itches.
- Squidward: Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, it's just a bad dream. I'll wake up soon.
- [SpongeBob and Squidward share worried glances]
- Squidward: Uh... "dream"?
- Mr. Krabs: Sure. I'm still in the hospital sleeping like a baby!
- SpongeBob: Umm, you checked out of the hospital this morning.
- Squidward: Here's the bill.
- Mr. Krabs: You mean... I'm awake?
- [He screams]
- Mr. Krabs: [after selling SpongeBob for pocket change] Look, Squidward. Money!
- Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade SpongeBob for 62 cents?
- Mr. Krabs: You think I could have gotten more?
- Squidward Tentacles: He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!
- Mr. Krabs: [realizes] What have I done? Oh, I want another chance! I didn't learn anything! I lost me best fry cook! I don't want this foul money! I want SpongeBob back!
- [sobs]
- Doctor: Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite a scare.
- Mr. Krabs: Am I going to be okay?
- Doctor: Well, if you don't want to take my word for it, let's just check out your chart.
- Doctor: [reads chart] Let's see... Oh no. Oh no! This is terrible!
- Mr. Krabs: Is everything all right, doc?
- Doctor: Don't come near me! Ahh!
- [runs away]
- Mr. Krabs: That's not a good sign.