South Park (TV Series)

World Wide Recorder Concert (2000)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, TV Announcer, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Yoko Ono, Delivery Man, Bar Patron #1, Bar Patron #3, Bar Patron #4, Bar Patron #5, Bar Patron #6, Bartender, Chip, Allen the News Reporter, Rick the News Reporter

Quotes 

• Bartender : If a killer put a knife to my throat and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while havin' sex with you!" I would have sex with myself.

• Kyle Broflovski : Well, that whole experience sure did suck.

  Stan Marsh : Yeah, but you know? I learned something today. We were so worried about how cool we looked to those New Yorker kids that we forgot we are already totally cool, even if we don't what queef means.

  Mr. Mackey : [Walking by]  Queef is a vaginal explosion of gas, mmmkay.

• [the class is playing their recorders out of tune] 

  Mr. Mackey : Mmkay, that's sounding great kids.

  Mr Garrison : [sarcastically]  Sure, if you like the sound of a Peacock getting its neck broken.

• Eric Cartman : You guys! We found it! We found it, you guys!

  Kyle Broflovski : Calm down, Cartman.

  Stan Marsh : You found what?

  Eric Cartman : The brown noise! Kenny and me found the brown noise! Here, look -

  [puts soundproof headphones on everyone but Kenny] 

  Eric Cartman : Ready Kenny?

  Kenny McCormick : [muffled]  Ready!

  Eric Cartman : [plays the brown noise on his recorder] 

  Kenny McCormick : [farting noise. yelps, covers his butt, and runs off] 

  Stan Marsh : No way...