South Park (TV Series)
Towelie (2001)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gamesphere Logo Voice, Tynacorp Security #1, Sergeant Masters, Marine #2, Marine #4, Commercial Terms and Conditions
Quotes
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Kyle Broflovski : [everyone's driving around] How long has it been since you've been back there?
Towelie : I've been wandering around on my own for the past few weeks. Ya know, helpin' people out with towel safety and proper towel use. It's important!
Eric Cartman : No it isn't.
Towelie : Is.
Eric Cartman : No it isn't!
Towelie : Is.
Towelie : Wait turn down here. It's down this dirt road.
Stan Marsh : Brake Kenny, brake.
[Kenny turns car to dirt road]
Towelie : Maybe it was down that dirt road.
Stan Marsh : Dude, don't you remember where it is?
Towelie : I can't remember, it all looks the same. Hold on, let me get high. Then I'll remember where it is.
[Towelie smokes the pot and get really high]
Stan Marsh : Alright, so where is it?
Towelie : [Towelie talks slowly and is very sluggish] Where's what?
Kyle Broflovski : [the boys scream] The base where you're from and where our Okama Gamesphere is.
Stan Marsh : Alright, that does it. Brake angrily Kenny.
[Kenny brakes the car fast]
Stan Marsh : Now listen Towelie, we've just about had it with you!
Towelie : Well calm down.
Kyle Broflovski : That's it, you're not getting high again until we have our Okama Gamesphere back.
Towelie : That's my last J, asshole!
Kyle Broflovski : I don't care! You better remember where your base is!
Towelie : Oh man, why is everyone ridin' me today? God damn it.
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Stan Marsh : Come on Towelie, the guy said you have the security system in your memory banks.
Towelie : Hey, it's been a long time.
Eric Cartman : You just have no long term memory because you get high all the time.
Towelie : [look at each other angrily] Don't preach to me, Fatso.
Eric Cartman : I can preach to you all I want because you're stupid!
Towelie : You're stupid!
Eric Cartman : Yeah, you're a towel!
Towelie : You're a towel!
Towelie : Just let me get high. I know I can remember if I get high.
Stan Marsh : Oh, God damn it. Alright, fine. Here's your stupid lighter.
Towelie : [Towelie smokes the pot]
[Towelie starts typing on the access code]
Towelie : Hold on. Wait a second
[Towelie pretends to figure the access code, but is typing in the Soundbits of the song "Funkytown" on the keypad door]
Towelie : That's it.
Kyle Broflovski : That's it?
Towelie : Yeah, that's the melody to "Funkytown."
Towelie : [types in the correct Soundbits of Funkytown on the keypad door and sings] "Won't you take me down to 'Funkytown'."
Stan Marsh : No Towelie, the entry code!
Towelie : For what?