- Eric Cartman: Mom, look the tooth fairy. I put a tooth under my pillow and she gave me 2 dollars. She only gave me a lousy quarter before.
- Liane Cartman: Oh my, she must think you are a very special muffin.
- Eric Cartman: Yeah, this is so tits!
- Liane Cartman: Don't say tits, Eric.
- Eric Cartman: Oh, I mean this is so cool!
- Liane Cartman: Well, perhaps now you should take that money and open up a savings account that has compounded daily interest.
- Eric Cartman: Heh, you can compound daily my ass with interest mom. I'm going to the toy store and buy me a skateboard.
- Liane Cartman: But Eric, I think the tooth fairy wants you to use that money to learn about savings.
- Eric Cartman: Mom, you don't know what the tooth fairy wants me to do with that money, okay! You're not the tooth fairy. I see you later. Oh man this is so tits!
- Liane Cartman: Well, it's my son. He's lost a lot of his baby teeth and I was starting to get worried.
- Dr. Roberts: Well, losing baby teeth is a natural thing, Ms. Cartman. How many has he lost?
- Liane Cartman: About 112.
- Dr. Roberts: 112?
- Liane Cartman: Yes, 15 of them in one night. Perhaps he should swoitch toothpaste?
- Dr. Roberts: Your son wouldn't happen to be an alligator, would he?