- Kyle Broflovski: Thanks for saving me. Stan. You're *my* Super Best Friend.
- Stan Marsh: You're *my* Super Best Friend too, Kyle.
- Eric Cartman: Oh, that's so sweet, you guys! You wanna go get a room so you can make out for a while? Heheheh.
- [Kyle and Stan take turns kicking Cartman in the nuts]
- Steven: I can show you how to make your true self appear. Let me ask you all something: do you consider yourselves to be happy?
- Leopold 'Butters' Stotch: I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.
- Steven: [pause] Right. See, the reason that you are...
- Leopold 'Butters' Stotch: And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sound of my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?
- Stan Marsh: Kyle, I'm starting to think this is a really bad idea.
- Butters Stotch: I'm not Kyle, I'm Butters. I thought you were Kyle.
- Stan Marsh: No, I'm Stan.
- Kyle Broflovski: You're Stan? Where's Kenny?
- Stan Marsh: Who're you?
- Kyle Broflovski: I'm Kyle.
- Eric Cartman: Hehe, guess who I am you guys.
- Stan Marsh: Kyle?
- [wades into the reflecting pool to reach a drowned boy]
- Stan Marsh: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
- Kyle Broflovski: [off screen] You bastards!
- Stan Marsh: Kyle?
- [looks to his left]
- Stan Marsh: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
- Kyle Broflovski: [off screen] You bastards!
- Stan Marsh: [following Kyle's voice] Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
- Stan Marsh: [Jesus turned water into wine by switching the pitchers] That's it? That's how you did that trick?
- Jesus: Well, yeah.
- Stan Marsh: That trick sucks, Jesus.
- Jesus: Oh. Well, I guess it worked a little better on people 2000 years ago.
- Stan Marsh: Let's go!
- Kyle Broflovski: I'm not going anywhere!
- Stan Marsh: God dammit! I'm not going with you! I wanna stay here!
- Kyle Broflovski: Huh? I thought you wanted to leave.
- Stan Marsh: Oh wait, who am I again?
- Kyle Broflovski: You're Stan.
- Stan Marsh: Oh. Oh yeah.
- Blanetologist: Oh, I've got a trick for you to learn. I can show you how to make your true self appear. Let me ask you all something. Do you consider yourselves to happy?
- Leopold 'Butters' Stotch: I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.
- Blanetologist: [Long pause] Right. You see the reason that you're unha...
- Leopold 'Butters' Stotch: [interrupting] And then I always get woken up to the sound of my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?