South Park (TV Series)

Summer Sucks (1998)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Pip Pirrup, Kevin's Father, Jimbo Kern, Johnson, Ted, Conductor, Mexican Firework Salesman, Mormon #2, Man in Crowd #3, Man in Crowd #4, Man in Crowd #6, Man Covered in Ash

Quotes 

• Ned : Are fireworks legal in Mexico?

  Jimbo : Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.

• Stan Marsh : How are your swimming lessons going Cartman?

  Eric Cartman : Fine.

  Kyle Broflovski : I heard you won't even get in the deep end?

  Eric Cartman : Well you heard wrong, hippie!

• Border Patrolman : Good evening, gentlemen.

  Jimbo Kern : Hello there, fellow American. We're just anxious to get back to our homeland.

  Border Patrolman : All right, I just need to ask you a few questions.

  Jimbo Kern : Fire away. We have nothing to hide.

  Border Patrolman : Is anyone other than the two of you traveling in this vehicle?

  Jimbo Kern : No sir.

  Border Patrolman : Do you have any firearms or explosives in the car?

  Jimbo Kern : Yes. I mean no! No.

  Border Patrolman : Open your trunk please, sir.

  Jimbo Kern : Damn! Damn, I always get that question wrong!