South Park (TV Series)
Starvin' Marvin (1997)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Phillip, TV Announcer, Mr. Garrison, Clyde, Dr. Mephesto, Man in Park, Randy Marsh, Charity Worker #1, Officer Barbrady, Ethiopian Man
Quotes
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Mr. Garrison : Who knows what a can food drive is?
Eric Cartman : Isn't that where they cut open a chick's stomach to get the baby out?
Mr. Garrison : No that's a caesarian section, Eric, but remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Trey Parker : You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
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Stan : [on the phone] Yeah, yeah; we want to adopt a starving Ethernopian.
Eric Cartman : When do we get the sports watch?
Stan : [annoyed] Just a second, fatass.
Eric Cartman : You Vas Deferens.
Stan : [continuing] Hello? No, it's a ma...
[he pauses]
Stan : Vas Deferens?
[Kenny mumbles something, possibly about "peepee"]
Stan : Oh.
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Cartman : See, this is what we call an all-you-can-eat buffet. Here you can eat all you want for just $6.99. That why everyone comes here on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny's family because for them, $6.99 is two year's income.
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[after being taken away to Africa by the government]
[sees Sally Struthers eating a cake]
Cartman : Gimme that cake.
Sally Struthers : [mouth full] No, this is my cake.
Cartman : Sally Struthers, you give me that cake.
Sally Struthers : No, you can't have any.
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Cartman : [in Africa] Who let these flies in here? Hasn't anybody heard of insect repellent?
