- [last lines]
- Butters: Fellas! Hey fellas! I got it! I got my semen sample!
- Cartman: You did?
- Butters: Yeah. I was up there poundin' my wiener for two days straight, and finally, I thought about Stan's mom's boobs, and this little tiny spooge of... this white stuff came out.
- Kyle: That's great, Butters, but we're not playing Detective anymore. We're playing Laundromat owners.
- Cartman: Would you like those pants cleaned for four ninety five?
- Ms. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
- Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
- Ms. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?