"South Park" Lil' Crime Stoppers (TV Episode 2003) - Trey Parker as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Chris Stotch, Old Woman, Old Man, Agent Tucker, Bill, Fosse, Lt. Dawson, Meth Cook #1, Pilot, Hartman, Hopkins, Mr. Garrison, Lapdancer, DJ, Bouncer, Gino's Employee

[last lines]

Butters : Fellas! Hey fellas! I got it! I got my semen sample!

Cartman : You did?

Butters : Yeah. I was up there poundin' my wiener for two days straight, and finally, I thought about Stan's mom's boobs, and this little tiny spooge of... this white stuff came out.

Kyle : That's great, Butters, but we're not playing Detective anymore. We're playing Laundromat owners.

Cartman : Would you like those pants cleaned for four ninety five?
Ms. Garrison : Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?

Cartman : A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.

Ms. Garrison : Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Chris Stotch, Old Woman, Old Man, Agent Tucker, Bill, Fosse, Lt. Dawson, Meth Cook #1, Pilot, Hartman, Hopkins, Mr. Garrison, Lapdancer, DJ, Bouncer, Gino's Employee