"South Park" Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (TV Episode 1999) - Trey Parker as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Cosy FM Host, Dr. Spookalot, Cemetery Watchman #2, Delivery Man, Officer Barbrady, Woman in Crowd, Captain Blind, Mr. Garrison, Randy Marsh, Second Pirate Ghost, Man in Crowd

KOZY FM Deejay : Here are some kids enjoying the Halloween Haunt.

[to Stan]

KOZY FM Deejay : Say, boys, what do you think of the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt?

Stan Marsh : This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys making out in the park and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt.
Stan Marsh : Come on, fatass, we have to go.

[Liane laughs]

Cartman : Mom, don't laugh!

Liane Cartman : I'm sorry, honey.

Cartman : I can't go with you guys right now.

Stan Marsh : Yes you can, Porky.

[Liane laughs]

Cartman : Mom, seriously!

Liane Cartman : Now, that isn't funny, boys. Eric isn't fat, he's big-boned.

Kyle Broflovski : He must have a huge bone in his ass then.

[Liane laughs hysterically]

Cartman : GODDAMNIT MOM!
Eric Cartman : Oh sweet. The "Life-Sized Blow-up Antonio Banderas Love Doll." What a cool Christmas present.
Jonathan Davis : All right gang, we have to split up and look for clues!

Stan Marsh : How should we split up?

Jonathan Davis : I know! Let's have everyone who enjoys having obstacles in their life which they can overcome go this way, and everyone whose insecurity sabotage their potential to overcome those obstacles go that way.

[Everyone says "OK!", then splits up into two roughly equal groups]

Kyle Broflovski : Wow! That was easy!

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Cosy FM Host, Dr. Spookalot, Cemetery Watchman #2, Delivery Man, Officer Barbrady, Woman in Crowd, Captain Blind, Mr. Garrison, Randy Marsh, Second Pirate Ghost, Man in Crowd