South Park (TV Series)
It's Christmas in Canada (2003)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Harry Ginse, Elise Ginse, Judge, Mr. Garrison, Randy Marsh, Clyde, Tuong Lu Kim, Canadian #2, Canadian #3, Canadian #4, Scott, Canadian #5, Canadian #6, Canadian #7, Rick, French-Canadian #1, French-Canadian #3, Guard #2
Quotes
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Cartman : It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Christmas Day and I'm in Canada.
Kyle : Yeah, but I got my brother back.
Cartman : Yeah, you got your brother back but I didn't get any presents. And what did I tell you, Kyle? I told you if we didn't make it back in time for Christmas I was gonna whoop your ass, didn't I? Now you're gonna get it, motherfucker. That's it, you and me. Right now. We're having it out. Come on. Come on.
[Kyle slaps Cartman]
Cartman : WAAAAAAAH. WAAAAAAAAH. MOOOOOOM. MOOOOOOM.
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Mr. Garrison : Can we get rid of all the Mexicans?
Mayor : Mr. Garrison, every Christmas you suggest we get rid of the Mexicans and every Christmas we tell you no.
Mr. Garrison : Rats.
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City Wok Owner : We know you had a choice of airlines when you chose ****** Wok Airlines, and it looks like you made the wrong choice.
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[last lines]
Stan : [at the end of the Christmas episode, on a parade in Canada] Oh, well, maybe we'll have a special Christmas adventure next year...
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Kyle : We need to go to Canada, as soon as possible.
City Wok Owner : [mock Chinese accent] Ooh, Canada, okay, that's pretty far. Gonna cost you a rot of money. Ret's see... How many people?
Kyle : Four.
City Wok Owner : Four people, Canada, cost a rot of money. Gonna be about 6,500 dorrar.
Kyle : How about 50 dorrar?
City Wok Owner : Fity dorrar? You fly to Canada cost you at-reast 3,000 dorrar.
Kyle : 55 dorra.
City Wok Owner : Hey, stop wasting my time with 55 dorrar. No way I take my plane to Canada for less than a thousand dorrar!
Kyle : Okay... Sixty dorrar.
City Wok Owner : Sixty two dorrar.
Kyle : Okay.
City Wok Owner : Okay, meet me Park County Air field, yellow sesnut, tail number 432-G.
[Hangs up phone]
City Wok Owner : Hee hee. Never try to barter with a Chinese man.
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Prime Minister : I am the Prime Minister of Canada
[as he says this, Stan pulls the curtain back and Saddam Hussein appears behind it, cramped behind a console]
Prime Minister : I can do whatever I-
[notices his cover is blown]
Prime Minister : Uh oh. Uh, don't mind that guy hiding in the spider hole, he's just my friend.
Kyle : [the other members of the group gather in, as well as other people nearby] What the hell?
Rick : Hey, that looks like Saddam Hussein!
Saddam Hussein : Saddam Hussein? Naw, relax, buddah. I'm not him.
