South Park (TV Series)
Ike's Wee Wee (1998)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Heckler #2, Bartender, Mr. Freely, Gerald Broflovski, Ticket Salesman, Hippie #1, Priest Maxi, Barman, Jimbo Kern
Quotes
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Chef : Damn it, children! Why do I always have to be the one to explain all of this stuff to you? Ask your parents for once!
[drives away]
Kyle Broflovski : Hey, wait!... Dude, something tells me this "bris" thing isn't good...
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Stan Marsh : We're sorry, Mr. Mackey, mmkay?
Mr. Mackey : Uh, that's okay, just don't let it happen again.
Kyle Broflovski : We won't let it happen again, Mr. Mackey, mmkay?
Mr. Mackey : Mmkay, that's that.
Eric Cartman : Mmkay?
Mr. Mackey : Mmkay.
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Jimbo : [Mackey's dressed like a hippie] Why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert?
Mr. Mackey : I can't, man, Jerry Berry's dead.
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Chef : Hello there, children!
Kyle Broflovski : Hey, Chef! How's it going?
Chef : Bad...
Kyle Broflovski : Why bad?
Chef : Children, I heard about what happened at school today! Now none of you tooked that nasty marijuana, did you?
Stan Marsh : No, dude! We never even saw it!
Chef : Okay, because I just want to tell you that drugs are bad.
Stan Marsh : We know, we know, that's what EVERYBODY says!
Chef : Right. But do you know WHY they're bad?
Kyle Broflovski : Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem, causing disease of both body and mind, the consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits.
Chef : And do you have ANY idea what that means?
Kyle Broflovski : No.
Eric Cartman : I know! Drugs are bad, because if you do drugs, you're a hippie! And hippies suck!
Chef : Just listen to this, children: DRUGS ARE BAD. Don't even try to find out about them. Remember, there's a time and place for everything... it's called college!
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Eric Cartman : Dude, you don't just chop off somebody's fireman!
Kyle Broflovski : I won't believe it, I won't!
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Kyle Broflovski : Hey, are you coming to Ike's bris this weekend?
Chef : Oh, hell no! I can't bear to see that!
Kyle Broflovski : What do you mean?
Chef : Don't you boys know what a bris is? They're going to circumcise him!
Eric Cartman : Eh, what's that?
Chef : Oh, boy. Here we go again...
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Kyle Broflovski : Cover me for a while. I'll find a place to hide him and come back.
Eric Cartman : No way, dude. We're not staying alone in your house with your wee wee-choppin' parents!
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Stan Marsh : [after Kenny dies from falling into an open grave and the tombstone of said grave falling onto him] Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle Broflovski : [apathetically] You bastards.