Trey Parker credited as playing...
Stan Marsh • Eric Cartman • Timmy • Clyde • Jeffrey Manors • Lamone • Water Effect Installation Man • Kevin's Father • Elderly Man • Elderly Man's Son • Crying Man • Randy Marsh • Uncle Joe • Mr. Garrison • Mr. Mackey
- Geoffrey Maynard: [Cartman blindfolds himself for inspiration. There is a nightmarish montage of violence, devastation and mice eating each other. In the end a warped monster comes screaming out of the darkness. Cartman takes off the blindfold] Well, what did you see?
- Eric Cartman: Just the stuff I always see when I close my eyes.
- Timmy: [pointing out turkey] TIMMY!
- Farmer: Oh... that one's a little messed up.
- Kyle: Timmy, if we go back with that turkey, the other guys will kick our asses.
- Farmer: Well, I was just gonna take it out in the back yard and put a bullet in its head...
- Timmy: TIMMY!
- Kyle: No, dude, don't say that!
- Timmy: TIMMY!
- Kyle: Fine, how much?
- Farmer: Fifty bucks.
- Kyle: What? But you were gonna take it in the back yard and put a bullet in its head!
- Farmer: Well, now I have to find something else to shoot.
- Kyle: Goddamn it, here!
- [pays]
- Farmer: You know, I have a one-legged pig...
- Kyle: Aw, blow it out your ass!
- Geoffrey Maynard: [singing in a tremendously over the top fashion] I cannot hear what they are saying. I cannot tell them how I feel.
- Eric Cartman: What the hell is he doing? Helen Keller isn't supposed to sing!
- Geoffrey Maynard: If only I could say things that go on in my mind.