South Park (TV Series)

Freak Strike (2002)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Maury Povich Announcer, Maury Povich, Nerd #1, Roger, Man with No Face, Man with Foot on Head, Disfigured Country Singer, Chris Stotch, Man with Terrible Skin Condition, Man Who Looks Like Hammer, Incredibly Black Obese Man, Policeman, Freak Spokesman, Ratings Man

Quotes 

• Stan : Hi Kenny.

  Butters : I told you my name is not Kenny. It's Butters.

  Stan : Hi "not" Kenny.

• Butters : Wait - Butters' chin? Well, that's me!

  Kyle Broflovski : Yeah!

  Butters : I'm Butters!

  Stan : We know, you're the one doing it, Butters, who'd you think we were talking about?

  Butters : Well, hold on just a second, you guys...

  Eric Cartman : Hey, I know how we get the balls on Butters' chin! Those Star Trek dorks down the street! They're always making crazy masks and special effects for their dumb movies.

  Butters : Hang on now...

  Kyle Broflovski : Yeah! I bet they can make a fake set of balls! Come on, Butters!

  Butters : Wait - why does it have to be me?

  Stan : It has to be you, Butters, think about it.

  Eric Cartman : Yeah.

  Butters : But, fellas, if I go on Maury Povich with my balls on my chin, my parents are gonna be really mad.

  Kyle Broflovski : We'll just tell your parents we're going on a camping trip with my parents. They'll never know.

  Butters : I'm sorry, but the answer is uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

  Stan : Kenny would have done it.

  [after a few seconds of silence] 

  Butters : So? I told you guys before: I'm not Kenny!

  Kyle Broflovski : We know, believe me, we know. We're reminded every day you're not Kenny, 'cause Kenny was cool.

  Eric Cartman : Yeah, God, I wish Kenny was still alive. He'd put balls on his chin. He was such an awesome friend.

  Kyle Broflovski : Well, come on, guys. If Butters won't even put balls on his chin for us, I guess we know where we stand.

  Eric Cartman : Yeah.

• Freak Spokesman : Sure, everyone in this great country of ours is a freak, but true, physically-deformed freaks must be recognized. For it is these real freaks that make you all feel better about yourselves for not being one. So next time you're watching television, make sure it's a show with "freak" freaks, and not just with people that are freaks because they're stupid trailer trash from the South.

• Man with Terrible Skin Condition : We will split up into groups and form picket lines. The first group will be led by Incredibly Obese Black Man.

  Incredibly Black Obese Man : Excuse me - I'm not Incredibly Obese Black Man, I'm Incredibly Black Obese Man.

  Man with Terrible Skin Condition : Oh, right - my bad.

  [after three seconds of silence] 

• Maury Povich Announcer : Do you or someone you know have a disfigurement or disability we can exploit on the Maury Povich Show? If so, call one five-five-five Hey-Maury!