South Park (TV Series)
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 (2000)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters, Agent Sharpe, Guard #1, Romper Stomper, Pip Pirrup, Child with Visitor #2, Guard #3, Governor
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Quotes
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Kyle Broflovski : Hey, fat-ass, how's prison?
Eric Cartman : Well, it sucks balls, what do you think?
Stan Marsh : Cartman, why the hell did you have to commit a hate crime? We're gonna lose to girls because of you!
Kyle Broflovski : Yeah, so you gotta bust out of here.
[whispering]
Kyle Broflovski : So, we made you this cake. There's an ail-nay ile-fay inside of it.
Eric Cartman : A what?
Kyle Broflovski : An ail-nay ile-fay.
Eric Cartman : What's that?
Kyle Broflovski : Listen, aggot-fay! An ail-nay ile-fay so you can eak-bray out of ison-pray!
Stan Marsh : Yeah, you stupid umbass-day!
Eric Cartman : I'd love to eat a cake, you guys, but they don't let us take anything back to the cells from here.
Kyle Broflovski : They on't-day? Why the ell-hay ot-nay? It ook-tay our-fay ours-hay to ake-bay this oddamn-gay ake-cay and now we're otally-tay ewed-scray!
Stan Marsh : [confused] ... yeah.
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Eric Cartman : [having been found guilty of a hate crime, Cartman knocks on Kenny's door, panicked] Kenny! Kenny, you have to get me out of town!
Kenny McCormick : [muffled, but audible] What the fuck for?
Eric Cartman : They're gonna put me in jail for a hate crime! You have to take me to Mexico!
Kenny McCormick : [muffled, but audible] Mexico? How the fuck am I gonna get you to Mexico?
Eric Cartman : [hits Kenny] Calm down, Kenny!
Kenny McCormick : [muffled] Hey!
[rubs the area that Cartman hit]
Eric Cartman : You still have that battery powered toy truck you got last Christmas?
Kenny McCormick : [muffled] Yea...
Eric Cartman : Well, come on! I don't have much time!
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Eric Cartman : [Cartman and Kenny are being chased by police cruisers] Dammit, Kenny! Can't this thing go any faster?
Kenny McCormick : [muffled] Why don't you keep your head down?
