South Park (TV Series)

Cancelled (2003)

Isaac Hayes: Chef

Quotes 

• Kyle : What is a proc-tologist, Chef?

  Chef : He's a doctor that specializes in your asshole, children.

  Stan : You mean at some point in this doctor's life, he decided he wanted to work on people's buttholes?

  Chef : That's right.

  Kyle : What a dick.

• Proctologist : [diagnosing Cartman]  Wait, what's this?

  [a 20-meter-wide satellite dish deploys from Cartman's rectum] 

  Kyle : Are you okay?

  Eric Cartman : Dude. You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome!

  Chef : Well, doctor?

  Proctologist : I've never quite seen this before, uh, p - perhaps he just needs some hemmorhoid cream.

  [the satellite dish violently withdraws back inside Cartman] 

  Stan : You all right?

  Eric Cartman : You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass? NO, I'M NOT ALL RIGHT!