The Sopranos (TV Series)
Watching Too Much Television (2002)
Tony Sirico: Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri
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Quotes
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : She's a great girl, you don't want to lose this one
Silvio Dante : T's right, you could have more kids than the Kennedys, if you're married to some twat what good is it?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You've got to have balance in a relationship
Christopher Moltisanti : I know all that, what if the kid thing never happens?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Come on, medicine today, technology
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : This isn't about Ade or anyone else, stay single as long as you can
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What are you saying?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : But marriage and our thing don't jive
Silvio Dante : Everybody we know is married
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Not everybody
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You want to end up like my Uncle Junior?
Silvio Dante : Or worse, Paulie?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Exactly
Christopher Moltisanti : Alright I've got to think about it
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [to all his friends while entering the Bing to his welcome home from prison party] Whattaya hear, whattaya say?
Tony Soprano : Youngstown my ass, look at this guy, it look like you were in Miami
Albert Barese : Yeah you look like you were in Miami
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [while hugging him] good to home skip
Vito Spatafore : What can I get you Paulie?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : After four months inside? How about laid?
Christopher Moltisanti : [Jokingly] I heard you getting "laid" up there all the time
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Introducing Paulie to Brian at Paulie's welcome back from prison party at the Bada Bing strip club] say hello to Brian Cammarata, Carm's cousin, the financial guy
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : How you doing kid?
Brian Cammarata : [Jokingly] so, just back from "college" huh?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Let me talk to Paulie for a sec ok?
Brian Cammarata : Nice meeting you
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : So, how you doing? You ok?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Just thank God that piece of shit from Youngstown "copped" to that gun. I could've been wearing an orange jumpsuit until I'm ninety
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Handing him an envelope full of money] well, your back home now. That's the important thing. Here, to get back on your feet
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Thanks T, not that I don't appreciate it but I could've used a boost while I was gone too. Fuckin bills. Then there's ma with the private home care. You know she almost lost her spot at Green Grove? An extra 5g's to hold her place
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Paulie, you've been back thirty seconds and you already got a fist full of cash, and not to mention the no-show jobs I got for you
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Your right Tone. I know
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Enjoy the party
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I will
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Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [while in a restaurant, referring to his dessert] How's the Mousse?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [referring to his time in jail] Fuckin great, I'll tell ya, the shit you miss while your inside, there was a week where I would've killed for some Good & Plenty's
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : You should've told me, I would've sent you some
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I know you would. See? That's the thing though, what I need is not your problem
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : What'd you mean?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Fuckin Tony, four months I'm up there like I'm The Man in the Iron Mask: not one visit, not one phone call
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : The guy didn't reach out at all?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : No, when do I ever complain?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Look, the guy's a boss. You visit a guy in the can these days, you know the Feds, you give someone the time of day, it's a "criminal conspiracy"
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : So, he can't phone? You fuckin did. Even before I left, he was treating me like the ugly girl at the dance. I'm "suckin wind" and his rollin in it with that "Christ killer"
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Hesh?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Fuckin Zellman, fuckin real estate scam
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Frelinghuysen Avenue "thing", we had some words, Tony made it right
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : It's a different one now. I'm not sure what it is: all I know is fuckin Ralph is going around bragging how much their making. Listen, I know we talk sometimes, I tell you my problems, you tell me yours, and I have the highest regards for Carmine
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : He thinks the world of you also
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Even still, this shit don't leave the table right?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : I'm hurt you even had to ask
