Steve Buscemi acreditado por interpretar...
Tony Blundetto
- Tony Blundetto: [to Paulie] You let that dry before you put on the second coat? Grandpa Munster over here.
- Tony Soprano: Listen I got some ideas for you to get you back on your feet unless of course you already know what your going to do
- Tony Blundetto: Well, yeah I got an idea
- Tony Soprano: Yeah?
- Tony Blundetto: Like four years in I got moved to Springfield you know where they got the big prison hospital. It's mostly stab wounds, detox. Anyway this guy I knew told me I could be an orderly and how it's easy time and all
- Tony Soprano: So your the guy that hooks everybody up. That's smart
- Tony Blundetto: Yeah but it wasn't business for me. I mean I really got into this shit. Rehab block, guys with broken limbs, muscle diseases. We'd help them back so this might be something I could do. I got my Associates degree already. It took me five years. Now it's only like six months more to get my massage license
- Tony Soprano: So you want to run a massage parlor?
- Tony Blundetto: No, I'm going to be a licensed therapist. Look I've been away from this for a long time. I mean if I got a shot at staying out, and putting shit together, I should take it
- Tony Soprano: Oh, I was thinking you know I got this airbag thing but...
- Tony Blundetto: No Tone, thanks it's a really nice offer but I need regular work until I'm certified, just regular work
- Tony Soprano: I guess I know this guy looking for a delivery man for his linen fleet
- Tony Blundetto: You know I don't got my driver's license
- Tony Soprano: So you go to my guy at the DMV
- Tony Soprano: [talking privately, angrily] None of your fuckin business on which side of the bed I wake up on
- Tony Blundetto: Jesus, it's just an expression
- Tony Soprano: Bullshit and don't tell me you don't know I'm talkin about. All that Reginald Van Gleason shit "Boy, are you fat?" Things have changed around here, I'm the boss of this fuckin family
- Tony Blundetto: You're crowding me
- Tony Soprano: You don't make fun of me, got it?
- Tony Blundetto: Got it
- Tony Soprano: And knock off the massage shit: this is a place of business, not a Jack LaLanne
- Tony Blundetto: [over the phone, after being woken up] it's like 3am here
- Tony Soprano: [referring to the cell phone he bought for him] I couldn't sleep, so I wanted to see if the phone worked
- Tony Blundetto: well, it works great. I'm in my mother's basement and can really hear you
- Tony Soprano: listen, the reason I called, about the other day, you can kid around with me but not when the other guys are there, you gotta maintain respect
- Tony Blundetto: yeah, I know, you're the boss
- Tony Soprano: Jesus, you gotta be careful what you say on the phone, it doesn't affect you but it affects me
- Tony Blundetto: right, I'm sorry
- Tony Soprano: so, everything good over there?
- Tony Blundetto: [yawns] my mom's on my case