Aida Turturro: Janice Soprano

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Janice Soprano

Janice Soprano: Hey, what're you doing here?
Tony Soprano: I was around the corner at 'Bacala's, I figured I'd come by here and say hello
Janice Soprano: How's he doing?
Tony Soprano: His fat
Tony Soprano: [after picking up the video cassette case] Faces of Death? What? Was The Sound of Music already rented?
Janice Soprano: It's research for our Christian rock video I'm coordinating with the record release
Tony Soprano: Oh yeah, that Tommy Mottola's one slow motherfucker, right? What? It's been about a year?
Janice Soprano: Actually, we are not going with Sony, we're considering a smaller, independent label
Tony Soprano: Oh, naturally, got any coffee?
Janice Soprano: [while walking to the kitchen] I may have only soy milk
Janice Soprano: [when Tony notices a men's shoe on the floor] What? What'd you care? It's none of your business anyhow
Tony Soprano: [realizing who the shoe belongs to] Ralph Cifaretto?
Janice Soprano: It's always fuckin something with you, why can't you stay out of other people's living rooms?
Tony Soprano: [before dropping the shoe on the floor and leaving] Jesus Christ

Tony Soprano: Hey
Janice Soprano: The roller on the washing machine broke, Carm said I can use yours
Tony Soprano: Clean out the filter this time: disgusting
Tony Soprano: [after pouring himself a glass of orange juice and taking a sip] So, how's your love life?
Janice Soprano: [irritated] Why don't you mind your own God damn business?
Tony Soprano: [referring to her killing Richie Aprile and have him dispose the body] I don't know: it kind of feels like it's my business considering I had to haul your last boyfriend out of your kitchen in a hefty bag
Janice Soprano: You're a miserable fuck, you know that? Your just like ma
Tony Soprano: [surprised] Oh, yeah?
Janice Soprano: Yeah, really. With your condescension, and your sabotage. For your information, Ralph is a great guy
Tony Soprano: Trust me, I got more information than I need about Ralphie
Janice Soprano: It's always something, whether your threatened by the fact that he has a sense of style
Tony Soprano: Oh, a sense of style?
Janice Soprano: [referring to brand name of his clothes] Yeah, Ralph Lauren
Tony Soprano: Let me ask you a question, do I know this guy better than you? Because I'm telling you, his no fuckin good
Janice Soprano: My happiness really drives you crazy, doesn't it?