Michael Imperioli credited as playing...
Christopher Moltisanti
- Tony Soprano: [to Christopher and Eugene during their making ceremony] you know why we're here, if you have any or reservations now is the time to say so, no one will think less of you this family comes before anything else EVERYTHING before your wife and your children and your mother and your father it's a thing of honor and God forbid you get sick and something happens to you and you can't earn we'll take care of you because that's part of it
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: If you have a problem you just have to let somebody know
- [turns to tony this man right here]
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: his like your father it doesn't matter if it's somebody here or the outside you bring it to him and he'll solve it for you
- Tony Soprano: You stay within the family, give me your hand
- [tony takes a needle from Paulie and pricks a finger from Christopher and Eugene]
- Tony Soprano: that's St. Peter, my family's saint as that card burns so may your soul burn in hell if you betray your friends in your family
- [puts the burning St. Peter card in Christopher and Eugene's hands]
- Tony Soprano: now rub your hands like this and repeat after me: May I burn in hell if I betray my friends
- Christopher Moltisanti: May I burn in hell if I betray my friends
- Eugene Pontecorvo: May I burn in hell if I betray my friends
- Tony Soprano: Congratulations
- [everyone applauses]
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- Adriana La Cerva: I love you Christopher.
- Christopher Moltisanti: [while shaving] You better!
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- Christopher Moltisanti: [handing him an envelope with money, referring to a game they lost in their sportsbook racket] That's almost all of it: Warren probably told you about Oregon and USC
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [after looking through the amount of money inside] this is unacceptable
- Christopher Moltisanti: There's four thousand dollars in there, I'll have the other two in a couple of days
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I thought I made myself clear?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fuckin college ball, but I learned a "valuable lesson"
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'm not running a school here kid
- Christopher Moltisanti: This is "me", you know I'm good for it
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Don't fuckin drag in our friendship this isn't about that: you work for me
- Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah, and I want to it's just...
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [interrupts him] Just shut your mouth and listen. I'm gonna give you a couple extra days but it's gonna cost you another two G's as a reminder not to fuck it up, I make myself clear?
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- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to the raven he saw during his initiation ceremony] it was that bird: it was that fuckin bird in the window
- Adriana La Cerva: it was a "coincidence"
- Christopher Moltisanti: [yelling] I was making good "jack" at that betting parlor, I was in a fuckin "zone", now everything turns to shit?
- Adriana La Cerva: the bird "thing" is if it's in the house, flapping around and that's death: not bad luck
- Christopher Moltisanti: will your mother loan me the money?
- Adriana La Cerva: she's still paying for her Hysterectomy
- Christopher Moltisanti: [before walking over to her jewelry box and opening it, implying he wants to sell the jewels to pay Paulie] where's that fuckin tennis bracelet I got you?
- Adriana La Cerva: [attempting to stop him] why don't you get rid of that stupid fuckin Range Rover? Which you shouldn't have even bought if you couldn't afford it
- Christopher Moltisanti: [after he pushes her onto the bed] I'm sorry
- Christopher Moltisanti: [when his pager beeps again, frustrated] Jesus fuckin Christ
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- Christopher Moltisanti: [while in Paulie's car, hands him an envelope] There's your money
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [after seeing him pale and tired] you ought to hit a tanning salon
- Christopher Moltisanti: I had a late night
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [pointing to his nose, referring to the narcotics Christopher's been using to stay awake and the average amount of sleep an adult needs each night] you gotta give that shit a rest: man needs his seven hours, keeps your mind sharp
- Christopher Moltisanti: this was work, Little Jackie "hyped" us to a "score" on the Rutgers campus, not bad
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [after seeing him stressed] what's the matter? Tell Uncle Paulie
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to becoming an official member of the mafia] this being "made" ain't working out the way I thought it would: a lot of responsibilities
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: fuckin A, what'd you think?
- Christopher Moltisanti: your only as fuckin smart as this week's lines. One false move and you spend time chasing it, instead of making money
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: welcome to the NFL rookie go home, get some sleep, tomorrow's a new day
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- [Christopher enters the pizza palor wearing a suit having been made]
- Roy DelGuercio: Jesus Christ. Let me come around.
- Christopher Moltisanti: How you doing, Roy?
- Roy DelGuercio: [hugs him] Congratulations. Hector, large Old Blue Eyes for this gentleman. Soft drinks of choice.
- Dino Zerilli: Look.
- [Jackie turns around and looks at Christopher]
- Jackie Aprile Jr.: Take away Tony Soprano, he's a zero with shoes.
- Dino Zerilli: Yeah, but he's wearing a stripe now.
- Jackie Aprile Jr.: My uncle Richie was gonna...
- Dino Zerilli: Yeah, but he never did.
- Dino Zerilli: Chris, my propers.
- [Hugs Christopher]
- Christopher Moltisanti: Dino.
- Dino Zerilli: Hey, Benny.
- [Jackie glares at Christopher]
- Jackie Aprile Jr.: Congratulations.
- Dino Zerilli: When'd you get out, Benny.
- Benny Fazio: DA tossed it. The witness bailed.
- Christopher Moltisanti: So Jackie, how's Rutgers?
- Jackie Aprile Jr.: Fuck that. I'm dropping out.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Come on. "Boola Boola."
- Dino Zerilli: We were just talking about our former alma mater. They got the coffeehouse. It's a pure cash operation. And the beauty part is, I mean, who's gonna stop you? Kids? Campus security.
- Jackie Aprile Jr.: What are you telling him about that? That's ours.
- [Bumps into a customer]
- Jackie Aprile Jr.: Watch where the fuck you're going!
- Pizza Customer: Kiss my ass!
- [Jackie knocks his pizza plates from him]
- Christopher Moltisanti: Oh, Hey! Take that shit outside! Don't disrespect the pizza parlor!
- [the customer walks out]
- Jackie Aprile Jr.: Fucking asshole! I know where you live!
- Christopher Moltisanti: You hear what I said?
- Dino Zerilli: Yo, it was good talking to you Chris. Keep Dino in mind.
- Christopher Moltisanti: [to Benny] I don't want to sound like an asshole, but I really can't be seen in a place like this anymore.
- [They leave the pizza parlor]
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- Christopher Moltisanti: [Talking to each at other in the restaurant] my heart's still pounding
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're doing real good year with the sports book
- Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah it's been good
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'm going to give it to you, it's yours
- Christopher Moltisanti: I was wondering when it was going to be
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: The only thing is: there's a 6 grand minimum every week. I've got to get something out of this, but 6 grand, that can be a lot or a little, it all depends on you and how much business you bring in
- Christopher Moltisanti: I love you Paulie, we're in it together now
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I love you too kid
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