The Sopranos (TV Series)

Everybody Hurts (2002)

James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano

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• Tony Soprano : Did you ever know anybody that ever committed suicide?

  Janice Soprano : Uhmm, plenty. I used to live in Seattle, Tony.

• Tony Soprano : [repeated line when someone questions his agenda or refuses his help]  what am I? A toxic person?

• Christopher Moltisanti : What's going on?

  Tony Soprano : The truck load the other night from Port Elizabeth: get the washing machines from Frank Cantino

  Christopher Moltisanti : You got it, vacuum cleaners too?

  Tony Soprano : No, Patsy's got a buyer for those. You been drinking?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Me and Ade had some wine at the house

  Tony Soprano : I've been wanting to talk to you

  Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah, I've been wanting to talk to you too

  Tony Soprano : I'll go first. I've got to make it my number one priority to limit my exposure to potentially damaging conversations: wire taps and shit like that

  Christopher Moltisanti : Sure, guy in your position...

  Tony Soprano : So, over the next couple years, more and more, I'm going to be giving my orders through you, and finally, only through you

  Christopher Moltisanti : What about Sil? You got that with him, and Paulie?

  Tony Soprano : Those other guys: Sil, Paulie, one thing they're not, they're not my blood. You hear what I'm saying to you? It's a matter of trust

  Christopher Moltisanti : It's very wise

  Tony Soprano : Sil's a good Consigliere and his going to continue on as such but his no fuckin spring chicken either. On the other hand there's no reason to give him a fuckin attitude either

  Christopher Moltisanti : No, of course not

  Tony Soprano : Now there's going to be a period of transition

  Christopher Moltisanti : [Excitingly]  Jesus Christ, T

  Tony Soprano : You're going to take this family into the twenty-first century

  Christopher Moltisanti : But we're already in the twenty-first century though, T

  Tony Soprano : [Remains silent] 

  Christopher Moltisanti : Whatever you say T, I'll follow you into the gates of hell. That's what I was going to say to you: what you did for me, that fuck who killed my father. I'll never forget that. I only hope I'm worthy

  Tony Soprano : Why wouldn't you be worthy?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [Before hugging and kissing each other on both cheeks]  I'm just saying

• Tony Soprano : [referring to loaning his friend Artie money and knowing ahead of time Artie wouldn't be able to pay him back]  so he says I planned it all along, how I could see twenty steps down the road how it was going to go and how he was going to get screwed

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Did you? See it?

  Tony Soprano : I don't know, according to him its subconscious, second nature

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : But the accusation bothers you

  Tony Soprano : Is that the kind of person I am? A hawk?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : As I understand it you make a lot of your living through usury so why the pangs of conscience this time? Do you think your reaction would be the same a week after you found out about Gloria?

  Tony Soprano : I'll tell you one thing: one suicide is bad enough but two? They can both go fuck themselves. I made a donation in her name to the suicide hotline, that's it

• Artie Bucco : [as Tony arrives to visit him in the hospital]  oh Jesus

  Tony Soprano : What happened?

  Artie Bucco : [Referring to the investment he tried to make with Jean-Philippe]  it went to shit. The "Next Vodka."

  Tony Soprano : [Referring to his suicide attempt]  so, this is what you do?

  Artie Bucco : You don't understand. The money is gone

  Tony Soprano : Can't you come talk to me? Hey, I'm your friend. Suppose you hadn't been able to reach me and I come over to your house and I find you dead, how am I supposed to feel?

  Artie Bucco : [Before crying]  take the restaurant

  Tony Soprano : I don't want the fuckin restaurant

  Artie Bucco : How am I going to pay you back? Fifty thousand dollars, it'd take the rest of my life

  Tony Soprano : It's fifty-one five, "vig"-wise, and technically you already missed a payment. Alright, look, we'll wipe my tab at the restaurant

  Artie Bucco : Thank you, Tony, that's what? Six-thousand dollars? What about the rest of the money?

  Tony Soprano : I'll assume the guy's debt. Collecting fifty G's

  Artie Bucco : Thank you. The "cobwebs" are now removed"

  Tony Soprano : The fuck you talking about?

  Artie Bucco : You saw this whole thing didn't you? You knew exactly what was going to happen. You can see twenty moves down the road. Please, I don't blame you, I envy you. It's like an instinct: like a hawk sees a little mouse moving around in a corn field from a mile up

  Tony Soprano : You think it's my fault you're fuckin lying in here?

  Artie Bucco : It's just that somebody mentions fifty grand to bankroll a French thief and your mind goes through all the permutations at like internet speed and realizes "oh worst case scenario, I eat for free"

  Tony Soprano : You fuckin suicide, you're disgraceful

  Artie Bucco : I'm sorry

  Tony Soprano : No fuck that, is there anybody else know that it was me I loaned you the money?

  Artie Bucco : Like who?

  Tony Soprano : Like who? I don't give a fuck who: Adriana, Father Intintola, my wife, anybody?

  Tony Soprano : [after Artie shakes his head]  You got mugged outside your house. It was a "street crime", kids, they took the wallet and your watch. Where are they?

  Artie Bucco : Why?

  Tony Soprano : Why? You don't care what people think? Well I do. Enough people hate me. You fought back. They ripped your earring out of your ear, you were bleeding, and went inside your house. You took a bunch of pills to kill the pain because you knew you had to wait at the emergency room for a couple hours

  Artie Bucco : Tone, they pumped my stomach. They saw the Armagnac

  Tony Soprano : You got fuckin mugged! Do you understand me? I didn't loan you shit!

• Carmela Soprano : [while in their bedroom]  Sometimes I worry about Furio, I mean doesn't he seem lonely? I was telling Jessica about him this morning, you know the hygienist in Dr. Masara's office? I know I shouldn't gossip, but I think she was having an affair with Dr. Masara?

  Carmela Soprano : [shows him the photo on the card]  Here she is: their office Christmas card

  Tony Soprano : [jokingly]  Oh, yeah there's his hand on her ass

  Carmela Soprano : [takes the card away]  stop it. Anyway, I think she's ready for somebody nice and she seemed very receptive when I described Furio to her

  Tony Soprano : She's not his type

  Carmela Soprano : Well, what's his type?

  Tony Soprano : Don't worry about him: stay out of it

  Carmela Soprano : One date wouldn't hurt

  Tony Soprano : Why'd you wanna bother? My little Hello Dolly?

  Carmela Soprano : Speaking of gossip, that noise in the Mercedes, I brought it over to Globe Motors to have it looked at and I was talking to Jerry in the service department, remember that nice saleslady?

  Tony Soprano : [lying]  I don't think so

  Carmela Soprano : Gloria Trillo? She gave me a ride home that day? You know what Jerry told me about her? She died

  Tony Soprano : She what?

  Carmela Soprano : She committed suicide, isn't that awful?

  Carmela Soprano : [sarcastically, when Tony doesn't reply]  Mr. Empathy over there: she hung herself from a chandelier

• Artie Bucco : Can I talk to you?

  Tony Soprano : yeah, what's going on?

  Artie Bucco : [referring to the money Tony loaned Artie]  I just wanted to give you a little "heads up", I know the money's due in a couple days. Frankly, I'm a little concerned, I can't get ahold of Jean-Philippe: he doesn't return my calls

  Tony Soprano : did you go over there?

  Artie Bucco : not yet

  Tony Soprano : well, you gotta get over there, the guy's not returning your phone calls

  Artie Bucco : I know

  Tony Soprano : If they miss a payment, they start acting like their doing you a favor if they give you anything and then you're spend all your time hounding them: you gotta get your arms around this "thing"

• Salesman : [approaches Tony as he looks at one of their cars in the dealership]  they're on allocation from the factory, I don't know when we're gonna get anymore in but I'm free if you want to take it for a spin?

  Tony Soprano : actually, I was working with one of your other salespeople last year, she was really very helpful. I ought to give her the business, Gloria Trillo?

  Salesman : oh, well, she's no longer with us

  Tony Soprano : you know where she went?

  Salesman : actually, she died

  Tony Soprano : what happened?

  Salesman : well, she committed suicide

  Tony Soprano : why? I mean she was... salesperson of the year or something?

  Salesman : I didn't know her that well but I got the impression that she wasn't very lucky with men: that sort of thing

  Tony Soprano : when was this?

  Salesman : a month ago, maybe two?

  Tony Soprano : what'd she say? I mean... in the papers you read they always leave a note

  Salesman : she did leave a note on her desk: the police took it. Later, they told us it was a copy for a classified ad, she was selling her wolf stove. Anyway, let me give you my card

• Tony Soprano : So, how you doing?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : What's going on?

  Tony Soprano : Oh, nothing: how about you?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Fine, thank you

  Tony Soprano : Really? Business, ok? Everybody "hunky-dory"?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Well, you know, "onward and upward"

  Tony Soprano : How's Gloria Trillo doing? Still "hanging around?"

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [referring to Gloria's suicide]  It's a terrible tragedy

  Tony Soprano : [before he angrily approaching her and slaps her tissue box off her coffee table]  So, you fuckin know, you lied. You let me fuckin sit there!

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [nervously]  Please, sit down

  Tony Soprano : How the fuck am I supposed to trust you? You're my doctor

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [after smelling his breath]  Please, sit down, you're scaring me: you've been drinking

  Tony Soprano : Why the fuck didn't you help her?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Sometimes you can't

  Tony Soprano : I bet you charged her enough didn't you, huh? I bet you didn't cut her a deal because you're a fuckin incompetent?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I give my patients everything I've got and when something like this happens, I'm devastated

  Tony Soprano : [after calming down and sits back down]  She was a good kid, but she was fuckin crazy and I told you that and I want you to know that I was up front with her: she knew I was married

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I'm aware of that

  Tony Soprano : suicide? Jesus Christ, what the fuck?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I have to respect confidentially even after when a patient is dead, but with something like this, there's no one cause. You yourself just referred to her emotional problems, she slipped through everyone's grasp

  Tony Soprano : She did it after me, I mean admit it. You know, she reached out to me for me to care and I wasn't there for her

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Why are you so quick to blame yourself?