- Burt: So, Eddie. What do you do?
- Eddie: I'm a writer.
- Danny: I didn't know that.
- Eddie: [coolly] Well, we've never really had a chance to chitchat.
- Danny: What do you write?
- Eddie: Essays, magazine articles. "The Plight of the Black Race", "400 Years of Oppression", "The White Man's Disgrace"...
- Bob: Oh, so you're a gag writer, is that it?
- [Danny and Eddie chase Chuck and Bob out of the room]