Nadine Marshall: Sally

Quotes 

• Heidi : This looks like quite a tacky affair... No wonder poor Tess had her jaw dislocated. That's why Keith insists we holiday in this country, don't get all the rowdiness...

  Annie : No, or any of the fun.

  Heidi : Keith always says, and I've come to agree with him, that anything you can find abroad is right here on our doorstep...

  Sally : Oh, yeah! 'Cause there's a pyramid at the end of my road and the Leaning Tower of Pisa's by the roundabout.

• Len : Well, I best go do me rounds. I'll be countin' the days till I'm shakin' hands with Mickey.

  [Len leaves the smoking room] 

  Sally : Has Len got prostate problems?

  Robin : At his age? Probably. Why?

  Sally : Must be agony, going for days without a slash...

  Robin : "Shaking hands with Mickey" isn't a euphemism, he's going to Disney World, to meet Mickey Mouse.

• Heidi : Ooh! Holiday snaps!

  Lilian : Yeah, they're mine.

  Heidi : Oh, can I see? Aw, I love holiday snaps!

  Robin : Do you?

  Sally : Lilian, I never even asked! How was it?

  Lilian : Fantastic!

  Sally : Did you cop off with a hunky Greek waiter?

  Lilian : No, we went self-service.

  Heidi : Oh, it's such a cliché, isn't it? The middle-aged divorcée falling for some lowly-paid menial kidding herself she's in love and he's just eyeing up her cash... Aww... Sad...