The Simpsons (TV Series)

Wild Barts Can't Be Broken (1999)

Harry Shearer: Dennis Conroy, Lenny, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner, 'The Bloodening' Announcer, Eddie, Jasper, Otto, Dr. Hibbert, Reverend Lovejoy

Quotes 

• [Homer, Lenny, and Carl are drunk] 

  Lenny : Hey, let's go to the little league diamond and drive around the bases.

  Carl : No, the Playboy Mansion. Playboy Mansion.

  Homer Simpson : Shut up. It's my car and I say we're going to the lost city of gold.

• Kent Brockman : [to Homer]  Sir, your beloved Isotopes are about to make history. Any thoughts?

  Homer Simpson : Uh-huh, it's a great team, Kent. We never gave up hope. I wanna thank Jesus and say hi to my special lady, Marge. We did it, baby! Whoo! Whooooo!

  Kent Brockman : The inspiring words of a fan who'll always root, root, root for the home team. Even if they lose this ga...

  Homer Simpson : They lost? Those losers!

  Kent Brockman : No, no, no, the game's not over.

  Homer Simpson : Whoo! Not over! Whoo!

  Kent Brockman : There you have it: whoo.

• Nelson Muntz : Adults blow.

  Bart : Yeah, just look at them over there.

  [scene shows Principal Skinner, Mrs. Krabappel and Ms. Hoover standing in the playground] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : Smoking their cigarettes.

  Lisa Simpson : Drinking their coffee.

  Bart : Scratching their big butts.

  Principal Skinner : [to Bart]  Your metabolism will change someday too, young man.

  [awkwardly walks backward]