The Simpsons (TV Series)
Whacking Day (1993)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Tractor, Chicken, Cola Scientist #2, Grampa, Barney Gumble, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Kwik-E-Mart Customer, Choir Soloist, Mayor Quimby, Fleeing Snake, Irish Man, Martin Prince
Quotes
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[Barry White is the Guest of Honor on Whacking Day]
Mayor Quimby : Now I'd like to introduce our Grand Marshal, the Prophet of Love, Larry White.
Barry White : Barry White.
Mayor Quimby : No, it says here Larry White.
Barry White : I know my own name.
Mayor Quimby : Yeah? Well, we'll just see!
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Bart : Whacking Day is a sham. It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.
Old Irishman : 'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in good fun.
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Principal Skinner : [Last lines; hurrying to deliver mountain bikes to the school bullies still locked in the school basement] Faster, Willie, faster. Now, we give 'em the bikes, no one sues.
Groundskeeper Willie : What if they're dead, sir?
Principal Skinner : Then we ride these bikes to Mexico and freedom, Willie! Freedom!
Groundskeeper Willie : Freedom.
Groundskeeper Willie : [quietly muttering] I'll turn you in at the first tollbooth.