Nancy Cartwright acreditado por interpretar...
Bart Simpson • Kearney • 'He's white!'
- [Homer is calling home from a mental institution]
- Bart: Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
- Homer: Boy, when I get home, I'm gonna wrap my hands around your neck and...
- [noticing the orderlies glaring at him, he relents]
- Homer: ...smother you with kisses.
- Bart: Homer, whatever they've got you on, cut the dose.
- Bart: [singing] Lisa, her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, ta-ra-ra Lisa. She is my sista, her birthday I mista.
- Homer Simpson: Who stole my shirt? Who stole my shirt?
- Marge: I washed it.
- Homer Simpson: Oh, thank you Marge.
- [Homer saw his pink shirt from the laundry basket]
- Homer Simpson: Aaaah! Pink? Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different.
- Marge: Now Homer don't panic, you have plenty of white shirts.
- Homer Simpson: [Homer grabs all of his pink shirts] Oh gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, oh no pink? pink? Pink!
- [Homer sobs]
- Homer Simpson: It's all over, Marge! It's all over!
- [Homer continues to sob]
- Marge: [Marge grabs Homer's pink underwear] I don't know how this could have happened?
- Bart: [Bart grabs his red hat] Ah, my lucky red hat. Clean as a whistle.
- Homer Simpson: [Homer saw Bart and his red hat from Homer's pink shirts] You! You did this to me!
- Bart: [Bart getting strangled by Homer] I... apologize!
- Marge: Oh, please. No one's going to notice if you wear a pink shirt to work.
- Leon Kompowsky: You know Bart, when I was growing up I didn't have much money. So you know what I did every time my sisters' birthdays rolled around?
- Bart: Stiffed them?
- Leon Kompowsky: No Bart, I wrote them a song to show them I cared.
- Bart: I can't write a song! I'm only ten.
- Leon Kompowsky: *Only* ten?, When I was your age, I had six Gold Records.
- Bart: Hey, Looney Tunes...
- [pulls out the "Thriller" album]
- Bart: *this* is what Michael Jackson looks like! You just look like a big, fat mental patient!
- Leon Kompowsky: You'd be amazed how often I hear that, Bart.
- Bart: [Homer gives a mental health questionnaire he's supposed to complete to Bart] Dad, maybe you should fill out this form.
- Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me. Remember that absentee ballot?
- Bart: Oh, yeah!
- [Homer quickly gets absorbed in a "funniest home videos" show on the TV]
- Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices...?
- Homer: [annoyed] Yes, I'm hearing one now, while I'm trying to watch TV!
- Bart: [checks] "Yes." Are you quick to anger...?
- Homer: [angrily and raises his fist] BART! Shut up or I'll shut you up!
- Bart: [checks] "Yes." Do you wet your pants...? Well, even the best of us has an occasional accident.
- [he proceeds to check "yes" for all remaining questions]
- Bart: [Lisa wakes up Bart] Lisa, it's 6 a.m., what's wrong? Dad died?
- Lisa Simpson: No, no, no, he's fine.
- Bart: Whaddya know, I'm relieved!
- Leon Kompowsky: [In his real voice] Well, my work is done here.
- Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice?
- Leon Kompowsky: This is my real voice. My name is Leon Kompowski, and I'm a bricklayer from Paterson, New Jersey. All my life, I was very angry. Until one day, I just
- [In Michael Jackson voice]
- Leon Kompowsky: talked like this.
- [in his normal voice]
- Leon Kompowsky: All of a sudden, everyone was smiling at me, and I was only doing good on this earth. So I kept on doing it. To make a tired point, which one of us is truly crazy?
- Homer: Not me, I've got this!
- [shows his certificate showing he is Not Insane]