The Simpsons (TV Series)

New Kid on the Block (1992)

Phil Hartman: Lionel Hutz

Quotes 

• Lionel Hutz : Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant.

  Marge : We... pretty much went straight home.

  Lionel Hutz : Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath.

  Marge : We drove around until 3 AM looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant.

  Lionel Hutz : And when you couldn't find one?

  Marge : We went... fishing.

  [sobs] 

• [Homer has been thrown out of an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much] 

  Lionel Hutz : This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.

  Homer : So, do you think I have a case?

  Lionel Hutz : Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.

  Homer : Woohoo!

• Homer : "All you can eat", HA!

  [standing in Hutz' office] 

  Lionel Hutz : Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The Never Ending Story".