Dan Castellaneta nel ruolo di...
Homer Simpson • Barney • Tex
- Homer: Alright, let's see. Oh, English side ruined. Must use French instructions. Le Grille? What the hell is that?
- Homer Simpson: Yeah, that's one fine-looking barbecue grill.
- [lowering the box]
- Homer Simpson: WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?
- Astrid Weller: Your husband's work is what we call "outsider art." It could be by a mental patient, or a hillbilly, or a chimpanzee.
- Homer: In high school I was voted most likely to *be* a mental patient, hillbilly, or chimpanzee.
- Homer: Astrid said the key to my art is anger, but you know me, I'm Mr. Mellow...
- [Bart and Lisa look at each other]
- Homer: ...so I'm giving you kids permission to get me mad. Come on, give me what you've got.
- Lisa Simpson: Well, if it'll help... um, mom found out her engagement ring is made of rock candy.
- Homer: [hits clay mold] Good work honey, keep it comin.'
- Bart Simpson: Well I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse.
- [Homer screams hysterically]
- Marge Simpson: Homie, I'm really happy you sold your sculpture, but don't you think it may have been a fluke?
- Homer: Hey, I've always had an interest in art, dating back to my schoolgirl days when I pained portrait after portrait of Ringo Starr.
- Marge Simpson: That's my life you're describing!
- Homer: I think I remember my own life, Marge.
- [Homer floods the town as an art project]
- Bart Simpson: Are you sure this is art, not vandalism?
- Homer: That's for the courts to decide, son.
- Homer: [lying in a hammock, sings] You put the beer in the coconut and drink it all up, you put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.
- [the can hits Flanders on the head]
- Ned Flanders: Homer.
- Homer: [sings] You throw the can away.
- [Another can hits Ned]
- Ned Flanders: I said, Homer.