Harry Shearer: Montgomery Burns • Waylon Smithers • Ned Flanders • ...
Marge vs. the Monorail
Die Simpsons
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Montgomery Burns • Waylon Smithers • Ned Flanders • Lanley Institute Commercial Voice-Over • Kent Brockman • Rev. Lovejoy • Principal Skinner • Dr. Hibbert • Lenny • Otto • Judge Snyder • Sebastian Cobb
- Montgomery Burns: [very badly disguised with a fake moustache] Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub. And I come from, uh... someplace far away.
- Montgomery Burns: [to himself] Yes, that'll do.
- Montgomery Burns: [back to Mayor Quimby] Anyway, I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.
- Waylon Smithers: I like the way Snrub thinks.
- [everyone looks suspiciously at Mr. Burns, then Smithers fires a rope a the roof, helping Mr. Burns to escape]
- Lyle Lanely: [begins to chant rhythmically] Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car monorail! What'd I say?
- [points at Ned Flanders]
- Ned Flanders: Monorail!
- Lyle Lanely: What's it called?
- Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier: Monorail.
- Lyle Lanely: That's right, monorail!
- [runs up to the stage, the crowd begins chanting]
- Crowd: Monorail. Monorail. Monorail.
- [continues underneath those who speak]
- Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
- Lyle Lanely: [playing the piano on stage] It glides as softly as a cloud.
- Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
- Lyle Lanely: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
- Barney Gumble: What about us brain-dead slobs?
- Lyle Lanely: You'll be given cushy jobs.
- Grampa Simpson: Were you sent here by the devil?
- Lyle Lanely: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
- Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
- Lyle Lanely: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear, it's Springfield's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
- Crowd: [singing] Monorail...
- Lyle Lanely: [speaking] What's it called?
- Crowd: [singing] Monorail...
- Lyle Lanely: Once again!
- Crowd: [still singing] Monoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail!
- Sebastian Kobb: [showing Marge North Haverbrook's monorail] This is all that's left of one of the crappiest trains ever built.
- Marge Simpson: [worried] Mr Kobb, what can we do?
- Sebastian Kobb: You just better have a damn good conductor.
- [cuts to the monorail where Homer is clattering a metal wire over the monorail door]
- Homer: Ohh, I locked my keys in there!
- [to Bart]
- Homer: Get a rock.
- Mayor Quimby: Order! Please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance.
- Homer: Get to the money!
- Mayor Quimby: In a moment. First, let's review the minutes from our last meeting.
- Apu: Get to the money!
- Rev. Lovejoy: Get to the money!
- Grampa Simpson: Get to the moneeey!
- Mayor Quimby: Very well. We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the $2 million.
- Lisa Simpson: Don't you mean $3 million?
- Mayor Quimby: ...Of course. How silly of me.
- Sebastian Kobb: [to Homer, over radio] I think I have a way to stop the train. You need to find an anchor of some sort.
- [Homer looks at Bart, and imagines him as an anchor]
- Bart: Think harder, Homer.
- TV announcer: Coming soon, it's "Truckasaurus: The Movie", starring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus.
- John Truckasaurus: You crazy car, I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.
- [beat]
- TV disclaimer: Celebrity voice impersonated.
- Judge Snyder: Mr. Burns, in light of your unbelievable contempt for human life, this court fines you $3million.
- Montgomery Burns: Smithers, my wallet's in my right front pocket.
- [Smithers hands over the money]
- Montgomery Burns: Oh, and I'll take that statue of justice too.
- Judge Snyder: Sold!
- Kent Brockman: [to the TV camera] Here's country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest day at the Betty Ford Clinic.
- [to Lurleen]
- Kent Brockman: What you been up to Lurleen?
- Lurleen Lumpkin: I spent last night in the ditch.
- Kent Brockman: [to the TV camera] How about that, folks?