Nancy Cartwright crédité pour le rôle de...
Bart Simpson • Todd Flanders • Nelson Muntz
- Lisa Simpson: [from another room] Mom, can you bring me more O.J.?
- Bart Simpson: [from another room] Can you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphines?
- Marge: There's no such thing.
- Homer: [from another room] Marge, the boy's wasting valuable time. Come change the channel and pat my head.
- Marge: In a minute!
- Homer: But I'll miss Sheriff Lobo!
- Grampa: And get me a bottle of bourbon.
- Marge: Grampa, you know you can't have liquids after 3pm.
- Grampa: You can stir it into my mush. Either way, just gimme, gimme, gimme!
- Marge: So how are things at home?
- Bart Simpson: We flushed the gator down the toilet, but it got stuck halfway and now we have to feed it.
- [cuts to Grandpa fighting the gator with a toilet plunger]
- Grampa: I'll bet you want a piece of me. Well you ain't gonna get it, see!
- [as he laughs, his false teeth fall out into the aligator's mouth who bites down and breaks the teeth]
- Grampa: [mumbling] Nurse! God darn it.
- Bart Simpson: Mr. Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you.
- Lionel Hutz: Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers?
- [visualizes the world in his head with multicultural people, holding hands and dancing happily; Hutz shudders]
- [while Marge is in prison]
- Milhouse Van Houten: [opens his lunchbox] All right, baloney and cheese! What'd you get, Bart?
- Bart Simpson: Pack of sugar and peanut butter smeared on a playing card.
- Nelson Muntz: Ha-ha! Your mom's a jailbird!
- Bart Simpson: So's yours.
- Nelson Muntz: Oh, yeah... let's play!