Yeardley Smith nel ruolo di...
Lisa Simpson
- [George Washington appears in Lisa's dream, urging her to reveal the truth about the town's founder. Lisa wakes up yelling]
- Lisa: Oh, let me help you, George Washington! I still want to help you!
- Bart: [walking by her room] "I want to help you... George Washington"?
- [scoffs]
- Bart: Even your dreams are square.
- Miss Hoover: Lisa, a-hem, for your essay... Jebediah Springfield: Super Fraud, F.
- Lisa: But it's all true.
- Miss Hoover: Agh, this is nothing more than dead white male bashing from a PC thug. It's women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband!
- Moe Szyslak: Awww, the little cutie wants to do something cute.
- Barney Gumble: Oh...
- Moe Szyslak: Shut up you bums! Shut up!
- [to the patrons]
- Moe Szyslak: Go ahead, angel.
- Lisa: Jebediah Springfield was nothing more than an evil blood-thirsty pirate who hated this town!
- Moe Szyslak: Good God! Ah, Homer, you know I support, ah, most any prejudice you can name, but your hero phobia sickens me.
- Lisa: I hope you know you're sponsoring a celebration for a murderous pirate.
- Long John Silver's Representative: A pirate? Well, that's hardly the image we want for Long John Silver's!
- Hollis Hurlbut: Why didn't you tell them?
- Lisa Simpson: Because the myth of Jebediah has value too. It's brought out the best in everyone in this town. Regardless of who said it, "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man".