The Simpsons (TV Series)
Life on the Fast Lane (1990)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier
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Quotes
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Jacques : Mimosa?
Marge Simpson : I'm a married woman. Please don't call me that.
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Jacques : [seeing the name "Homer" engraved on Marge's bowling ball] It is nice to meet you... Homer
Marge Simpson : Oh, no no. Homer is my... uh... Ball's name. I'm Marge.
Jacques : Your fingers are so slender, so feminine. They are far too tapered for the ball you are using. You need something lighter, more delicate. Here, use my ball.
Marge Simpson : No, no thank you, Mr... uh... Brunswick
[seeing the name on his ball]
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Marge Simpson : Jacques - I'm a married woman.
Jacques : I know, I know; my mind says "Stop!", but my heart and my hips cry "Proceed!"
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Bart Simpson : Hey, Mom, how come you're not putting on any of my perfume?
Marge Simpson : [hesitates, clears throat] Hmm... mm! I'm saving it... for a special occasion.
Bart Simpson : [angrily] What the hell are you talking about? There's gallons of it!
Homer : [shouts] Bart!
Marge Simpson : [unconvincingly] But this occasion is already so special, if we made it any more special, we might end up making it less special.
Bart Simpson : Gotcha. Told you she liked mine better.
Lisa Simpson : [rolls eyes] Oh, brother!
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Marge Simpson : [after bowling a strike for the first time under Jacques' tutelage] You're a very good teacher.
Jacques : Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything. I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean. Which frame is the beer frame? I bet you don't know how to make a five-seven-ten split, do you Marge?
Marge Simpson : No.
Jacques : Well, first of all you yell "the eight-pin is a cop".
[Marge starts laughing]
Jacques : Let it out, Marge. Laugh loud.
[she does]
Jacques : Laugh out loud, you'll lose weight.
Marge Simpson : Oh, that's very funny.
Jacques : Feels good.
Marge Simpson : Gee, I didn't realise there was so much to this game. What do you charge for lessons?
Jacques : $25.
Marge Simpson : [a bit taken aback] $25?
Jacques : It's a 40 dollar value.
Marge Simpson : Well, alright. When do we start?
Jacques : [he leans in seductively] We have already begun.