The Simpsons (TV Series)
King Size Homer (1995)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : [Homer receives an award for using his fat body to block a toxic vent] I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death.
Bart Simpson : Yeah, and I think it's ironic that for once, Dad's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas...
Marge Simpson : Bart!
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[an overweight Homer sinks into the mattress after he lies down on the bed]
Homer Simpson : Hello honey!
Marge Simpson : Hi!..umm, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. Did you put on a little weight this week?
Homer Simpson : I was going to surprise you, but what the heck. Honey, I'm purposely gaining 61 pounds to get on disability.
Marge Simpson : [shocked] Have you lost your mind!, have you thought about your health or your appearance?
Homer Simpson : So that's it?, isn't it Marge!... .looks... .I didn't know you were so shallow.
Marge Simpson : Oh please, I would love you if you weighed one thousand pounds.
Homer Simpson : [Interrupting as he shuts the light off] Beautiful... .good night!
