The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homerpalooza (1996)

Harry Shearer: Otto, Veterinarian, London Orchestra Violinist, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers

Quotes 

• Mr. Burns : [chuckles]  And to think, Smithers: you laughed when I bought TicketMaster. "Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge."

  Waylon Smithers : Well, it's a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and the ignorant, sir.

• Homer : Pftt... Rules. I'm a rocker, I don't care for rules.

  Veterinarian : Mr. Simpson, this is serious. If you take one more cannonball to the gut, you will die.

  Homer : Die? Well, you don't scare me, doc, 'cause dying would be a stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?

  Veterinarian : Yes: "Pick up your puppy."