The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart vs. Thanksgiving (1990)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Bill, Announcer #2, Grampa Simpson, Santa's Little Helper, Rory's Friend, Bum #3, Bum #4, Uncle Sam

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Quotes 

• Homer : Hello, operator. Give me the number for 911.

• [Bart considers apologizing for wrecking Lisa's centerpiece] 

  Bart Simpson : Hm. Should I, or shouldn't I?

  [imagines himself opening the front door] 

  Bart Simpson : Hey everybody, I'm home.

  Marge Simpson : Bart! You're home!

  [kisses him] 

  Marge Simpson : Oh, my special little guy!

  [kisses him some more] 

  Marge Simpson : We were so worried.

  Homer : Oh, it's great to have you back, boy. We were afraid we'd lost you!

  Lisa Simpson : Welcome back, Bart!

  [hugs him] 

  Lisa Simpson : I'm sorry we had such a terrible fight.

  Marge Simpson : Bart, isn't there something you'd like to say to your sister?

  Bart Simpson : Okay, I'm sorry too.

  [the fantasy suddenly turns nightmarish] 

  Marge Simpson : No, no, no! That won't do at all!

  Homer : Yeah, boy. Get down on your knees and BEG for forgiveness!

  Lisa Simpson : Yeah, beg me, Bart. Beg me!

  Bart Simpson : Lisa, I beg of you. Please forgive me!

  [the entire family - including the Bouviers and Grampa - laughs maniacally and points at Bart] 

  Marge Simpson : Now we can blame him for EVERYTHING!

  Homer : It's your fault I'm BALD!

  Bart Simpson : I'm sorry.

  Grampa Simpson : It's your fault I'm OLD!

  Bart Simpson : I'm sorry...

  Maggie Simpson : It's your fault I CAN'T TALK!

  Bart Simpson : I'm sorry!

  Uncle Sam : It's your fault America has lost its way!

  Bart Simpson : I'm sorry!

  Marge Simpson , Homer , Lisa Simpson , Grampa Simpson : [chanting]  It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!

  Bart Simpson : I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

  [the fantasy ends] 

  Bart Simpson : I'm sorry alright - sorry I came back here!

• [saying grace before Thanksgiving Dinner] 

  Homer : And thank you, Lord, for nuclear energy, the cleanest, safest power in the world. Well, except for solar, which we all know is just a pipe dream.

• Homer : This place is depressing.

  Grampa Simpson : Hey - I live here!

• Grampa Simpson : If I'm not back at the home by nine, they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance.

• Homer : [picks up Maggie as he watches a Thanksgiving football game]  See those blue and silver guys, Maggie? They're the Dallas Cowboys. They're Daddy's favorite team, and he wants them to lose by at least three points.