Julia Louis-Dreyfus aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
- Snake: Don't worry Gloria, I'll win you back even if I have to beat this guy to death.
- Gloria: Snake, beating a man to a bloody pulp isn't going to impress me!
- Snake: It used to! What if I beat him harder?
- Gloria: Ugh! You sooo don't get it!
- Mr. Burns: So, what shall we do tomorrow? Go grousing? Or, if you'd rather stay home you could sing, while I accompany you on the clavichord...
- Gloria: Actually, Monty, I...
- Mr. Burns: Or, I've got some wonderful stereopticon images of the Crimean War!
- Gloria: Look, I had a lot of fun today, but I don't think we're right for each other. The age difference is just too...
- Mr. Burns: Oh, balderdash. It's not important how old you are on parchment, it's how old you feel in the humours!
- Gloria: I'm sorry, Monty...
- Gloria: You're always laughing and tenting your fingers. I like that.
- Mr. Burns: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Excellent.
- Gloria: And you're so upbeat. You think everything's excellent!
- Gloria: I've got to be honest, Monty: I've never dated anyone who knew Calvin Coolidge.
- Mr. Burns: Well, I've never dated anyone with their original hair and teeth.
- [They both laugh]
