- Capt. Harry Lipschitz: And by the way, I'm not being selfish. I'm being me. And telling a white lie is *not* a lie.
- Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John: No, it's just fibbing.
- Capt. Harry Lipschitz: Go! Go do your community duties! I can tell you one thing. If one of you tells Frannie anything, the next costumes you're gonna be wearing are gonna look a lot like those worn by parking service personnel! Now, go! Go ahead, go! Go!
- Girl: [feels silly having to pose with 'Zorro'] Is that your real moustache? It looks like something icky crawled onto your lip and died there. Like a lizard or something.
- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: Just smile for the picture, sweetheart.