"Silk Stalkings" If the Shoe Fits (TV Episode 1998) - Janet Gunn as Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John

Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : [re half-naked corpse] Looks like somebody used his chest to play darts.

Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John : Or hopscotch.

[holds up platform shoe]

Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John : Stiletto heels, custom made.
Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John : [Tom's filming her to get the hang of the movie camera] I know how to check the oil of my car. I do.

Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : It's okay, Cass. Not everybody's mechanically inclined.

Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John : [makes a little pig snout at the camera to put Tom off, just looks cute] I happen to own an extremely expensive car. I spent nights reading that manual.

Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : Cass, yeah, I'm sure you did.

[understands camera now:]

Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : Okay, that should do it.

Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John : Now I don't change the oil of my car because I choose not to change it.

Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : [pacifying] Yeah, I believe you.
Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John : [she's found out just exactly why she hasn't seen her mohair shirt in four years' time] Agh, I'm gonna get the chair for this one if it's the last thing I do.
[last lines]

Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John : Uh, oh... uh, oh. Sock thief, twelve o'clock.

Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : [as pretty young very-innocent-looking type girl actually sniffs his socks] Oh, Jesus!

[young perpetrator appears ecstatic]

Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John : Should I cuff her, or will you?

Janet Gunn: Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John