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Samantha Jones
- Charlotte York: I hate it when you're the only single person at a dinner party and they all look at you like you're a...
- Carrie Bradshaw: Loser?
- Miranda Hobbes: Leper.
- Samantha Jones: Whore.
- Miranda Hobbes: When someone gets married all bets are off, they become married and we become the enemy.
- Carrie Bradshaw: [voice over narration] As the only single lawyer working at her law firm, Miranda had given this topic some thought.
- Samantha Jones: You know, married women are threatened because we can have sex anytime, anywhere, and with anyone.
- Carrie Bradshaw: We can?
- Samantha Jones: And they're afraid we're gonna have it anytime, anywhere with their husbands.
- Charlotte York: I would never sleep with a married man.
- Samantha Jones: What makes you so sure you haven't? Wedding rings come off you know. Face it ladies, if you're still single, you are not to be trusted.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Okay, I owe you. I didn't know that all of his buddies were gonna be married. Oh, my god, you're doing tequila shots?
- Samantha Jones: [drunk] You see, that buddy over there? I fucked him. You see that buddy over there? I fucked him too. I never thought I'd see them again.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Well, maybe you should start tagging your married men and that way you can keep track of them.
- Samantha Jones: [drunk, to Carrie, on the possibility that Carrie's boyfriend will propose to her] If you turn into one of those married assholes, I'll kill you.
- Charlotte York: I'm confused. Why did he do that? Did he wanna have sex with you?
- Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know. It didn't feel sexual.
- Samantha Jones: Maybe he just wanted to show it off. Like a monkey.
- [Miranda titters]
- Samantha Jones: So, how big was it?
- Waiter: Fresh pepper?
- [holds pepper mill]
- Carrie Bradshaw: [as Samantha gives the downward-held pepper mill a very meaningful look] Yes, please, thank you very much.
- [Miranda smiles as the waiter serves pepper]
- Carrie Bradshaw: That will do.
- Waiter: [to Samantha, with the mill held, inadvertently, in front of his groin] Would you like some fresh pepper?
- Samantha Jones: Oh, honey, I'd love some. In fact, I think everyone at this table could use a *lot* of fresh pepper.
- [the women smile]
- Samantha Jones: Thanks.
- [as waiter walks away:]
- Samantha Jones: Mm.