Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Wizard (1998)
Grace Zabriskie: Mrs. Ross
Quotes
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Elaine Benes : Oh, Mrs. Ross, Mr. Ross.
Mrs. Ross : Oh, you're George's friend.
Mr. Ross : We saw him in the city this weekend. What happened to his place in the Hamptons?
Elaine Benes : [Elaine bursts out laughing and can't stop] The *Hamptons?* George Costanza? I -
[laughs more]
Elaine Benes : I don't think so!
[continues laughing as she leaves]
Elaine Benes : Have a good one.
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Mrs. Ross : George, the Susan Ross Foundation is having an event this weekend.
George Costanza : Oh, I just, uh, leased a house, out in the Hamptons, and I've *got* to get out there this weekend and sign the papers.
Mrs. Ross : Thank you for calling, George.
[she moves to hang up the phone]
George Costanza : Oh, sure. I mean, after all, you were almost my, uh, uh, okay, I gotta go.
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[George is on the telephone]
George Costanza : Uh, Mrs. Ross, it's - it's George.
Mrs. Ross : Who?
George Costanza : George Costanza, Susan's, uh, friend?... Long time, no speak.
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[George comes upon Mr. and Mrs. Ross]
George Costanza : Rosses.
Mr. Ross : George, we were just talking about you.
George Costanza : [nervously] Oh...
[more confidently]
George Costanza : Well, sorry I missed that, uh, charity thing, but this was one of those truly glorious Hampton weekends that you always hear about.
Mrs. Ross : [falsely interested] Really?
George Costanza : Yeah, I may move out there.
[the Rosses look bored]
George Costanza : I mean it - I'll do it!... Okay, I'll see you later.... Keep it real!
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[George is driving the Rosses to the Hamptons to visit his fictitious house]
George Costanza : ...and that leads into the master bedroom.
Mrs. Ross : Tell us more.
George Costanza : Wanna hear more?... The master bedroom opens into the solarium.
Mr. Ross : Another solarium?
George Costanza : Yes, two solariums. Quite a find.... And, I... have horses, too.
Mr. Ross : What are their names?
George Costanza : [after a pause] Snoopy and Prickly Pete.... Should I keep driving?
Mrs. Ross : Oh, look: an antique stand. Pull over; we'll buy you a housewarming gift.
George Costanza : [chuckles and speaks to himself] Housewarming gift....
[louder]
George Costanza : All right - we're taking it up a notch!