Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Wizard (1998)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : Boys, I'm retiring!
Jerry Seinfeld : [Incredulously] From what?
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Helen Seinfeld : [slapping a cookie from Kramer's hand] Don't eat cookies for breakfast! I'll fix you something. How about a feta cheese omelet?
Cosmo Kramer : Mmm, that sounds great, Mom.
Jerry Seinfeld : You feed him, he'll never leave.
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Morty Seinfeld : This is the home stretch - tomorrow's the election!
Cosmo Kramer : Right, yeah. The polls close after dinner: three o'clock. But then, when we win, the celebration goes all night until the break of 8:00 p.m.
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[Jerry is visiting his parents in Florida; Kramer enters]
Cosmo Kramer : Hey, buddy. When did you get in?
[Kramer goes straight to the refrigerator]
Jerry Seinfeld : Kramer, what are you doing here?
Cosmo Kramer : I told you I was retiring. I moved in next door.
Helen Seinfeld : Mr. Cornstein died, and it's a beautiful apartment.
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, your folks said it was for rent, so I jumped on it.
Jerry Seinfeld : Kramer, you can't live down here! This is where people come to die.
[Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld look up in horror]
Jerry Seinfeld : Not you. *Older* people.
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Cosmo Kramer : We're campaigning, Jerry. To rule the people, one must walk among them.