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Jane : [End of the episode, in the restroom at Monk's] Oh damn.
Elaine Benes : [Elaine got into the restroom ahead of Jane] Something wrong?
Jane : Yeah. There's no toilet paper out here. I usually check, but would you mind?
Elaine Benes : I can't. I don't have it. I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.
Jane : Wait a minute. I know you.
Elaine Benes : That's right honey, and I know you!
[Elaine runs out of the restroom with the toilet paper, and gives the rolls to Jerry]
Jane : No, no, no!
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Elaine Benes : [Beginning of the episode, in a restroom stall at the theater] What a dope! Uh... excuse me. Umm... I'm sorry. This is... this is kind of embarrassing but there's no toilet paper over here.
Jane : [From the stall on Elaine's right] Are you talking to me?
Elaine Benes : Yeah. I just forgot to check. So if you could just spare me some.
Jane : No, I'm sorry.
Elaine Benes : What?
Jane : No I'm sorry, I can't spare it.
Elaine Benes : You can't spare it?
Jane : No, there's not enough to spare.
Elaine Benes : Well I don't need much. Just 3 squares will do it.
Jane : I'm sorry. I don't have a square to spare. Now if you don't mind.
Elaine Benes : 3 squares? you can't spare 3 squares?
Jane : No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.
Elaine Benes : Oh, is it two-ply? Cause if it's two-ply, I'll take one ply. One ply, one, one! puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply.
Jane : Look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply.
[She flushes and leaves]
Elaine Benes : No, no, no, no! Don't! Don't! I beg you!
