- [Kramer is cornered in an alley for not wearing the red ribbon at the AIDS walk]
- Bob: So, what's it going to be? Are you going to wear the ribbon?
- Cosmo Kramer: No! Never!
- Bob: But I'm wearing wearing the ribbon.
- [points to Cedric]
- Bob: He's wearing the ribbon. We are all wearing the ribbon! So why aren't *you* going to wear the ribbon?
- Cosmo Kramer: [yelling] This is America! I don't have to wear anything I don't wanna wear!
- Cedric: What are we going to do with him?
- Cosmo Kramer: Huh?
- Bob: I guess we will just have to teach him to wear the ribbon!
- [Kramer to escape up the fire escape, but is dragged down by the other AIDS walkers]
- Jerry Seinfeld: So you really like this guy?
- Elaine Benes: Very much.
- Jerry Seinfeld: How's the sexual chemistry?
- Elaine Benes: Haven't been in the lab yet.
- Elaine Benes: How many come in a case?
- Roger: 60.
- Elaine Benes: 60? Um, well I'll take three.
- Roger: Three.
- Elaine Benes: Make it ten.
- Roger: Ten?
- Elaine Benes: 20 sponges should be plenty.
- Roger: Did you say 20?
- Elaine Benes: Yeah, 25 sponges is just fine.
- Roger: 25? You're set with 25?
- Elaine Benes: Yeah, yeah, just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way.
- Elaine Benes: So you think you're sponge-worthy?
- Billy: Yes, I think I'm sponge-worthy. I think I'm very sponge-worthy.
- Elaine Benes: Run down your case for me again.
- Billy: Well, we've gone out several times. We obviously have a good rapport. Um, I own a very profitable electronics distributing firm. I eat well. I exercise. Blood tests immaculate. And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.
- Elaine Benes: You gonna do something about your sideburns?
- Billy: Yeah, I told you I am. I'm gonna trim my sideburns.
- Elaine Benes: The bathroom in your apartment?
- Billy: Cleaned it this morning.
- Elaine Benes: Uh huh, the sink, the tub, everything got cleaned?
- Billy: Everything. It's spotless.
- Elaine Benes: Alright, let's go.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [about Lena] She's giving and caring and generally concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.
- George Costanza: I see what you mean.
- [first lines]
- Jerry Seinfeld: People can be so vain, don't you know? I have a friend who wears eyeglasses, no prescription in the glasses, because he thinks he looks more intelligent. Now, why? Why do we think that glasses makes us look more intelligent? Is it from the endless hours of reading and studying and researching that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs? And that's why they need the glasses? It's just a corrective device. If you see someone with a hearing aid, you don't think, "Oh, they must have been listening real good... yeah, to a lot of important stuff." No, they are deaf. They can't hear.
- Elaine Benes: I just couldn't decide if he was really sponge-worthy.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Sponge-worthy?
- Elaine Benes: Yeah Jerry, I have to conserve the sponges.