Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Sponge (1995)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : So you really like this guy?
Elaine Benes : Very much.
Jerry Seinfeld : How's the sexual chemistry?
Elaine Benes : Haven't been in the lab yet.
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Elaine Benes : How many come in a case?
Roger : 60.
Elaine Benes : 60? Um, well I'll take three.
Roger : Three.
Elaine Benes : Make it ten.
Roger : Ten?
Elaine Benes : 20 sponges should be plenty.
Roger : Did you say 20?
Elaine Benes : Yeah, 25 sponges is just fine.
Roger : 25? You're set with 25?
Elaine Benes : Yeah, yeah, just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way.
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Elaine Benes : So you think you're sponge-worthy?
Billy : Yes, I think I'm sponge-worthy. I think I'm very sponge-worthy.
Elaine Benes : Run down your case for me again.
Billy : Well, we've gone out several times. We obviously have a good rapport. Um, I own a very profitable electronics distributing firm. I eat well. I exercise. Blood tests immaculate. And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.
Elaine Benes : You gonna do something about your sideburns?
Billy : Yeah, I told you I am. I'm gonna trim my sideburns.
Elaine Benes : The bathroom in your apartment?
Billy : Cleaned it this morning.
Elaine Benes : Uh huh, the sink, the tub, everything got cleaned?
Billy : Everything. It's spotless.
Elaine Benes : Alright, let's go.
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Elaine Benes : I just couldn't decide if he was really sponge-worthy.
Jerry Seinfeld : Sponge-worthy?
Elaine Benes : Yeah Jerry, I have to conserve the sponges.