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George has decided he's made a terrible mistake in breaking up with Susan. He moans and groans and is generally driving everybody crazy. Against everyone's advice he decides to tell her he made a mistake . No sooner are they back together than he decides he's the one who made the mistake. Elaine decides to put her picture on her Christmas cards and Kramer agrees to be the photographer. Only problem is that she exposes just a little too much of herself. Jerry meanwhile is dating the model he recently met on a flight and things seem to be going nicely....until she sees him picking his nose, or so she thinks at any rate.—garykmcd

Elaine is mortified when she accidentally reveals a bit too much décolletage on her Christmas card, which she has sent out to everyone she knows. Meanwhile, Jerry tries to convince his sceptical new girlfriend, a model, that he practices good hygiene. Elsewhere, Kramer is asked to pose for a risque underwear advertisement.—FilmsNow

George lobbies to get Susan back, only to regret the success of his efforts. Tia (the model Jerry met in "The Airport") dumps Jerry after she sees what appears to be Jerry picking his nose while driving. Elaine decides to send out Christmas cards with her picture on them, and accidentally chooses a revealing shot.—Anonymous

George is missing Susan and desperately wants her back in his life. Jerry reminds him that when they were together George simply could not stand her. Jerry suggests that George see Elaine's therapist Dana Foley. Elaine sees a Christmas card from Tina (the model from the flight), lying on Jerry's table. The card has her picture on it and Elaine decides to do a picture card of her own. Kramer offers to take the picture.

Elaine is humiliated when her Christmas card photo taken by Kramer accidentally exposes her nipple. The card has gone out to hundreds of people & causes Elaine huge humiliation. She is given the nickname "nip" in office and her religious boyfriend Fred is angry with her for baring herself deliberately. Fred has not called Elaine in 3 days. Elaine breaks up with him. Meanwhile, George is angry that Elaine did not send him a Christmas card. Elaine rubs his face in her breasts and says that that's his Christmas card. Jerry has a date with Tia Van Camp (Jennifer Campbell), the Calvin Klein model he met on the plane in the previous episode. After the date, Kramer discovers that Tia is wearing the perfume he invented in "The Pez Dispenser", which she calls "The Ocean". Kramer had met an executive at Calvin Klein the previous year, pitching the idea for "The Beach". It is clear that the Calvin Klein executive stole Kramer's idea for the perfume. Kramer is devastated as he could have been a millionaire.

Tia later dumps Jerry after witnessing him scratching his nose, which she mistakes for him picking his nose. Jerry claims to George that there was no "nostril penetration".

Meanwhile, George visits a therapist Dana Foley (Gina Hecht) to discuss a problem with his ex-girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg), but the session is unproductive as first George, and then also the therapist, obsess over the stuck zipper on George's jacket. George later reunites with Susan and begs her to take him back. He promises that he will be a different man and tries to convince her that he can change. Susan still believes that people don't change, and that George and she don't have anything in common. George realizes that getting back together with Susan was a mistake (as her apartment is several flights of stairs up and George feels it is not worth the effort), so he uses "the nose pick" to escape.

Jerry calls Tia's agency and finds that she is at the Calvin Klein office. Kramer and Jerry barge into Calvin's office. Kramer meets with Calvin Klein (Nicholas Hormann) to complain about "The Ocean" and is instead asked to pose for a risque underwear advertisement, where his genitals are accidentally exposed.

Jerry meets Tia and attempts to explain his actions further at the Calvin Klein office but Tia refuses to believe him, and in an effort to redeem himself Jerry launches into a rant, as onlookers mill around the two of them, about "picking" and having to put up with "shame and humiliation because of people like you!" as if to publicly shame Tia for her prissy demeanor, ending his speech to the gathered crowd with a proud declaration of "I am not an animal!"