- Jerry: Well,where are you?
- Cosmo Kramer: I'm at the corner of first, and first. Wait a minute. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
- George Costanza: Jerry, I've been thinking. I've gone as far as I can with "George Costanza".
- Jerry Seinfeld: Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?
- Jerry: Hello?
- Operator: You hve a collect call from...
- Cosmo Kramer: Hey, buddy. Don't say no!
- Jerry: Accept.
- Elaine Benes: [Taking about Jerry's relationship with his maid] Have you gone out?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yes! We have!
- Elaine Benes: Where?
- Jerry Seinfeld: To the store.
- Elaine Benes: What, to get cleaning supplies?
- Jerry Seinfeld: A-and gum!
- Elaine Benes: Oh, that's nice. Nothing's more satisfying than diddlin' the maid and chewing some gum.
- Cindy: [in reference to slacking off on her duties] Well, I made the bed.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yes, but after you took a nap in it!
- Jerry Seinfeld: [phone rings] Hello?
- Operator: [Elaine points to door, and Jerry shoos her off] You have a collect call from...
- Cosmo Kramer: Hey, buddy. Don't say no!
- Jerry Seinfeld: [sighs] Accept.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [Talking about Kramer being lost] What's around you?
- Cosmo Kramer: I'm looking at Ray's pizza. You know where that is?
- Jerry Seinfeld: [Looks surprised] Is it Famous Ray's?
- Cosmo Kramer: [Looks] No, it's just original.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [Looks even more suprised] Famous ORIGINAL Ray's?
- Cosmo Kramer: It's just original, Jerry!
- Elaine Benes: You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.
- Jerry Seinfeld: No. I pay her to clean. The rest is...
- Elaine Benes: What? A health plan?
- Jerry Seinfeld: I was going to say, being a good host.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Well, what street are you on?
- Cosmo Kramer: I'm on the corner of first, and first. Wait a minute. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!